Please help! New medicine to counteract Viagra! Need names!

[homelandpunk]

I heard 3 erectile dysfunction commercials were played during the super bowl, and one had a warning that if you have an erection for more than 3 hours, see a doctor. True or not, it got me thinking. There has to be times when a man has taken one of these and then something came up that took him away from the boudoir (or the work desk), and he had to do things that could be done more easily without without Mr. Happy involuntarily engorging. Or if the erection was not going away, why go to the doctor? Why not a pill? So once such a pill comes on market, what will it be marketed under?
My short list:
Boner-B-Gone
Bonerz Away!
Engorge No More
D-Flate
Shrinkit!
Firm-Eze
Flass-It!
ChubbyChek (as in put a check on that chubby)
NOT Happy 2CU (as in "is that a *** in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?")
Norekt
Hardoff

Please help me with this. Thanks!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

1. or maybe amyl nitrate?

[homelandpunk]

4. Ok Mr. Periodic Table

let's spoil the fun before it begins.

[4morewars]

2. Naked Granny

n/t

[baldguy]

3. Lucianne Goldberg

Phyllis Schlafley

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

5. Ann Coulter Pop Up Stopper

Works on the internet too.

[homelandpunk]

7. I heard Republi-Annie has a penis

What is the medicine you take to induce vomiting called?

[TroubleMan]

6. Whatever you name it...

It should be made by Microsoft.

I always thought Microsoft sounded like a male sexual disfunction.

[homelandpunk]

9. How about MacroOff by Microsoft?

naw, sounds like jackoff. But I think I will start calling erections macro's. Or macromember.

Is there a company called MacroHard? Hmmm...google time.

[HamstersFromHell]

8. De-rections (see back of package)

No Bone Alone
Woody Wonker
Peter Defeater
Blood For Your Other Head (The "thinking man's pill")
Missin' Priapism
Forget-Me-Nut