How many people do you kill and eat each year (average)

[ZombieHorde]

[mainegreen]

1. 6-12

My metabolism is slowing down, don't you know?

[ZombieHorde]

2. I hear ya. Mine is too.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. I'm a frikkin' zombie. I don't keep track.

:eyes: :shrug:

[Danger Mouse]

4. People just don't hold the same appeal they once had for me.

Do you have any suggestions for ways I can 'jazz it up a bit'?
Just tearing them limb-from-limb and feasting on their warm innards is so YESTERDAY.

[ZombieHorde]

5. 'jazz it up a bit'

Sometimes a romantic setting is what you need. Try a church.

[Danger Mouse]

6. Sacrilicious! But in all seriousness, won't all that fire and brimstone give me indigestion?

[ZombieHorde]

8. Don't eat the fire, just eat the people.

If church is not your thing, then try the library. They are not allowed to scream.

[Danger Mouse]

9. Ah, now you're talking. I could go for a nice quiet lunch.

And libraries attract those big-brained folks. Can get a hearty meal out of them.

[khashka]

7. Only one

I have a freezer and save him for treats.

Khash.

[Dangerously Amused]

10. Stop it! Thinking about them as "sentient beings" makes me queasy.

I like it better when they're already packaged and labeled as something appetizing-sounding, so I don't have to think about what I'm actually eating.

[UndertheOcean]

11. No 0 option ?

[ZombieHorde]

14. There is no '0' option because I wanted a realistic poll.

[Carnea]

12. Does hunting and killing Furries count???? nt

[Danger Mouse]

13. Hey, I may be an undead monstrosity that devours the flesh of the living...

but I won't go near them if you pay me!
Besides, I hate getting hair in my food.

[Xipe Totec]

15. Save the skins for me n/t

[ghostsofgiants]

16. 53+ but that's still not enough in my view.

[Carnea]

17. So does the fact

that cannibalism against males makes me sick..... yet against woman hungry???

So am I Homophobic, misogynistic, have good taste, hate hair, realize how little men actually bathe.....

even with chicken I'm a breast and thighs man but the giblets make me sick.


:silly:

[LiberalEsto]

18. No more than 52

One a week is enough when you're counting calories

[DS1]

19. I'm with DA. I prefer my people dishes pre-packaged on a styrofoam platter

So, while I don't kill them, I eat about .23 people a day.

[DarkTirade]

20. 53+? No wonder the nation's obesity rate is up...

[NickB79]

21. I haven't killed any of the people I've eaten so far

But that would be the ultimate compliment :evilgrin:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

22. Soylent Green

is people...

[sammythecat]

23. I never have.

I want to... but I'm always too scared.

It feel funny typing about it. Nobody ever wants to talk about it. Everybody hates it. I'm glad you people like to talk about it. I like to talk about it. I want to do it someday.