Temeah's Ten Secrets

[Orrex]

I've actually known him online for almost ten years, and in that decade I've become aware of certain truths that seem prudent to share, now that he's taken a leave of absence. These are numbered for ease of reference but are presented with no real order in mind:

1. His professed fondness for This is Spinal Tap is really just an elaborate pose.
2. He is, in fact, generally indifferent to nipples, but he's acutely fond of collarbones.
3. He liked the film Howard the Duck and paid to see it in the theater four times. Then he bought the VHS. And then the Laserdisc. And then the DVD.
4. He has harbored impure thoughts about Leeza Gibbons and Kelly Ripa. Occasionally at the same time.
5. He enjoys but doesn't "get" the Brazillions joke.
6. He clicks on every RickRoll that he can find.
7. When cornered, he instinctively assumes the "crane style" fighting stance.
8. He has a third appendix.
9. He once did a guy in Laos from a thousand yards out.
10. He and DuStrange are in fact the same person.

There are more secrets, to be sure, but these should be enough to get people talking.

edited for punctuationizing

[TZ]

1. Thank you

Laughing and crying...But somehow I think 6 is totally true and I have a sneaky suspicion about 10--

[Orrex]

3. Every one is true--I totally swear!

Are you calling me a liar?!?

[flvegan]

2. Some say that as he drives, he lactates slightly.

[Skittles]

4. scheduling Temeah for 10 immediate ass-kickings n/t

[Orrex]

5. Temeah's 11th Secret:

He has 10 asses.

[Skittles]

6. I have 11 pairs of kick-ass shoes

:7

[Orrex]

7. I see that you have a point there

Two points, in fact.

[Skittles]

8. that will connect to his one point

:rofl:

[Gonzo Gardener]

9. He's indifferent to nipples?!!!

What the hell am I supposed to do with this now?!



He WILL be missed!

:evilfrown:

[BeachBaby]

10. Orrex.....

I can't believe you stopped at TEN secrets. You obviously don't know temeah as well as you think you do. :P

Temeah Secret Number ELEVEN:

His obsession with sexy ankles trumps nipples and clavicles.

:hi: :cry:

[Orrex]

11. I stopped at ten out of a sense of public decency. What I know would shock DU to its foundations

Won't someone please think of the children?!?