Saw this little nugget over at fark...

[PittPoliSci]

http://store.johnmccain.com/ReviewsList.asp?ProductCode=FDR2583&Reviews=Y

What can McLame do right at this point?


edit:
i think i found my favorite...

"When are you going to offer a Joe Lieberman Certified McCain Ballwasher?"

[dubeskin]

1. I'm surprised that all those comments are still there

apparently McCain has never heard of a moderator...nevermind, I guess his idea of a moderator is George Stephanopoulis or Charlie Gibson.

[REP]

2. This one is excellent:

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Only two of these will be sold June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Dude Lebowski from Dudeville, CA United States
I think Condi Rice will buy one for herself, and she will also buy one as a gift for Colin Powell.

There you go Phil, two indeed...

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Wow, there are two of them? June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Phil McCracken from Detroit, MI
I've heard about the one black guy in Tempe who supports McCain, but who's the other one??

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Gag gifts have no place in a serious campaign June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Bo Baffett from Arlington, VA United States
I suppose it's supposed to be funny, but it's not.

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[REP]

3. The site that keeps on giving

Reviewer: George Orwell from Washington, DC United States
Irony is dead.

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Back to the future June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Betty Boop from Beverly Hills, CA United States
An elegant nostalgic design, recalling happier times when ladies left all this silly voting nonsense to their husbands and fathers, just as the good Lord intended.

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Compromise June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Ty Sundlee from Oregon
Instead of actually supporting women's rights. John McCain shows his appreciation of our better halves with cursive!

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[krispos42]

4. Oh god, are they all sleeping???

Cong-ratulations, John, on a fantastic product! June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Ho Chi Minh from Ho Chi Minh City, Formerly Saigon (Suck it, USA!)
My only complaint would be the excessive weight of the balls. Once you land in a sand trap, the ball sinks so deep it's almost impossible to wedge out. This is obviously the work of someone who has no idea what it's like to be hopelessly trapped somewhere for a long period of time.

I love these balls! June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Rush L. from Millwood, WA United States
Although, to be perfectly fair, I enjoy darker colored balls from the Dominican more.

Divot tools June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Gen. Patreaus from Pancakes, AL United States
Divot tools are just what I need to repair the blast dents in my unarmored humvee. Thanks Mr. McCain, don't know what I'd do without this.

Surgarific! Cheaper than a tank of gas! June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Ted Underhill from Straight Talk Express
John McCain's balls look great against any green fairway.
I always wanted John McCain's name tatooed onto my dimply white balls and now I have it on all 3 of my Balls. But watch out these balls are wound pretty tight!

These balls are fantastic! June 11, 2008
Reviewer: joe lieberman from washington, DC United States
I couldn't live without balls like these. They've taken at least a dozen strokes off my game! Thank you John, I can't imagine an afternoon without you or George there beside me. Those ungrateful Democrats will never understand how we feel about each other.

Consolation prize... June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Carol Shepp McCain from Virginia Beach, VA
I got mangled in a car accident and got dumped for a younger richer woman and all I got was this stupid golf gear. Sheesh!

I was going to give you another look until... June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Peter Nutt from Hootenanny, FL United States
...I saw that the product code was FDR2583. FDR? FDR?!? John, you crypto-socialist, I was intrigued by your ballbag until I came to your website and finally saw youre nuts.

Perfect for the sand traps June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Gny. Sgt. Hartman from Paris Island, SC
Great gift for your friends and loved ones in the military that are trapped in the sand for the next 100 years

Great for... June 11, 2008
Reviewer: Grand Ol' Duffer. from Fartsville, OH
throwing at kids to GET OFF MY LAWN YOU LITTLE JERKS!

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