If one more person sends me an email attachment of > 5MB

[Zuiderelle]

I am going to :nuke:

[DarkTirade]

1. ... what's your email address again?

:evilgrin:

[Zuiderelle]

6. janedoe @ mymailboxisfried.com

[Richardo]

2. Did you get that 2000 x 1750 photo essay of antique shoehorns I sent?

:bounce:

[Zuiderelle]

4. Gaa... If it's not a spreadsheet that someone went down to the 65,536th row at Col IV before saving

then it's a SCREEN-GRAB embedded directly into the email. Grrrr.

(I set up a rule to send your crap right to my deleted folder. :P)

[DS1]

3. I worked in a company where everyone had access to a file sharing system

so they could simply drag and drop files and everyone could access them from a single point, but these useless piece of shit crusty salesmen fuckbags would STILL simply try use the staff@imafuckingmoronpieceofshitandihavenobusinessspendingtimeinfrontofacomputer.breakmyfingersbeforeidoanymore.damage.com email address and send everyone 100 meg attachments.

And they'd wonder why I wanted to garrote them.

[Zuiderelle]

5. We have so many file sharing mechanisms, I cannot believe that people still do this to me.

:grr:

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. My sister in law does this...

I am *this close* to sending her a virus because I've asked her to cut it out.

[Zuiderelle]

8. You could send her a pretend virus.

Something that would pop-up every time she adds an attachment saying "warning, emailing this attachment will cause system failure." That would be nifty.

[1gobluedem]

9. I feel your pain

I get gigantic attachments from artists, photographers, etc. with requests for PSAs. We're a radio station, people, sending me attachments that eat up all the available space in my mailbox does not make me feel kindly about publicizing your event. :grr:

[Zuiderelle]

10. Set up a rule that sends a reply to anyone with an attachment of > 1 MB

that says... "Sorry bozo, you lose. Keep your day job."

:bounce:

[petronius]

11. God I hate that. Until recently, our campus mailboxes were only 50 megs,

but people would send out these 11-12 meg PDF flyers for events that could just as well have been announced as a text e-mail. Really grinded my gears, that did...