It appears that I put my underwear on inside-out today.

[LaraMN]

I am too lazy to take them off and turn them right-side out, so they're staying this way.

I hit my face on a hanging plant and dropped the f-bomb in front of my kids, but redeemed myself by mumbling something like, "I didn't say that", even though no one actually acknowledged that I did.

I tried to take a vitamin this morning, but I swallowed funny and threw it up.

One of my socks is wet and I don't know why, and I'm also too lazy to change it.

Good morning!

:hi:

[malta blue]

1. well thank goodness it is wednesday

:P

[LaraMN]

4. Hump day!

[hedgehog]

23. Wednesday? What happened to Tuesday?

:yoiks:

[BarenakedLady]

2. Good morning!

:hi:

[LaraMN]

5. Yay! Hi BNL!

:bounce:

[Pierre.Suave]

3. Jesus

what was Monday like?

edit: Off to think about Lara in her inside out undies... :P

[LaraMN]

6. Hey!

:spank:

:rofl:

[Pierre.Suave]

20. LOL

Lara I always like reading your posts, they are so creative and funny and your life with your kids sounds crazy, funny, and great.

please do not stop, ever.

[Bucky]

7. In the words of Roseanne Rosanadana....

"Lady, you got a lot of problems."

[LaraMN]

10. Inconveniences, not problems!

:D

Well, okay, some problems, too.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Unfortunately, I have done that on more than one occasion.

And haven't noticed until I take them off at night. Frankly, there's more comfortable inside out; no seam issues.

[LaraMN]

12. I once wore a dress to school backwards.

I also wore two different shoes to the grocery store. They weren't even the same color and one had a higher heel than the other.

[DS1]

9. and still, some chump wants to take you to a reunion

You can barely feed, walk, or dress yourself.

:crazy:

[LaraMN]

13. Yeah, but he's about 100.

He probably thinks we're similarly competent.

:cry:

[Inchworm]

11. Aww honey

I hope you got all the glitches out of the day early hehe

G'morning!

:hug: :hi:

[LaraMN]

14. I wish people could have forcefields around them.

:crazy:

[Inchworm]

22. I hear ya!

With a small radius of anti-gravity around us. Some days gravity kicks my ass. Everything I get near falls to the floor.

:D

[MrCoffee]

15. At least you're wearing underwear today...little victories, I say.

That's all kinds of poetic, dammit.

[LaraMN]

16. Yep! A step up from yesterday!

I have to reign in the supernova that is my personal ambition.

[RadiationTherapy]

17. I can overlook the underwear, f-bomb and vitavomit...

but a wet sock!? Jesus. Where is your dignity?

[DS1]

18. She probably dribbled a little pee while bending over to feed the pets

:eyes:

[khashka]

19. Yesterday

I put my underwear on backwards. And my polo shirt backwards and inside out. These things happen.

Khash.

[lightningandsnow]

21. Good morning!

Sounds like my life.

First date with the person I'm currently dating? We were at a cafe, I somehow dropped my knife, and when I went to pick it up, I accidentally hit my head on the table.

I know. Smooth.

[Pierre.Suave]

25. That is not as bad as one of my first ever dates...

It was when I was about 14 and we went to the Dairy Queen, I dropped the entire tray of food and Ice Cream...

AND, on top of that the place was PACKED with kids we both knew from school...

I have never been so laughed at.

[GalleryGod]

24. Useless without picures, Lara !

:wtf: