Shoes that flap when you walk should be outlawed from the workplace

[PVnRT]

All fucking day long....FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP around the fucking office :grr:

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. I cannot stand flip flops... I also cannot stand the teenage fad of

shuffling one's feet. I am becoming my mother. Help me.

[sniffa]

2. I strongly disagree

:evilgrin:

[redqueen]

9. I'm glad not everyone hates them.

I had no idea I was being so annoying. I think they're cute.

[CreekDog]

3. yes, they are an abomination

:rofl:

[BlueJazz]

4. I've got just the thing for People who wear them in the Office.

[Shakespeare]

5. There's only one thing worse: those who drag their feet while wearing flip-flops.

draaaaaag-FLIP draaaaag-FLIP draaaaag-FLIP

PICK UP YOUR GODDAMNED FEET!!

[bigwillq]

6. Oh hell yeah.

I HATE fucking flip-flops or any other kind of backless shoe. Don't know why.


And I hate even more when people wear flip-flops to the club and get all pissed off when you step on their toes trying to make your way through the crowded bar.

:mad:

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. Oh my goodnes... I hate that too...

Just as I hate when people don't realize how large they are and lean back while standing next to your chair and push their (apparently unbeknownst to them) large butt into your arm and face, managing to spill your drink (thank goodness it was only a Pepsi) in the process.

[bigwillq]

21. Why do you hate

fat people? :shrug: :P ;) :)

I know what you mean.

[redqueen]

7. :(

I like my shoes.

[PVnRT]

10. Cute, just don't walk by my cubicle wearing them

[Carnea]

8. Where do you work a beach????

Whats next bare midriffs that look like Tony Soprano?

[Sequoia]

11. I know what you mean !!!

Tacky, tacky, tacky, tacky. But at least if the boss or miss tattle tale is wearing them you can post on DU but get back to work when you hear 'em coming.

[malta blue]

12. for the most part, I agree....

I sometimes do it



























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14. worse yet! one who flapps his/her feet and chews gum...

flap-flap-flap

smack-smack-smack...

shouldn't there be a law?

[Lex]

15. They apparently have a very strong urge for people to look at them

or else they wouldn't wear shoes that click, clack, click, clack across the floor, or flip, flip, flip, flip across the floor.

I just want to say "OKAY! We see you! Feel better now?"

[RebelOne]

16. I have a pair on today, so I guess I'll just drive everyone in the office nuts. n/t

[trotsky]

17. BWAH HA HA HA

The EXACT SAME THING is going on here! Even worse, that person just changed cubicles and is now just 12 flappy feet away from me! AIEEEEEE!

[kwassa]

18. and if they are also wearing corduroys ... vroom flip vroom flip vroom flip vroom flip

[Orsino]

19. Shoes that flap don't kill people...

...people that walk in shoes that flap kill people.

[DS1]

20. Allowing the words "I can't print" to cross your lips at work should be outlawed.

Fuck you, email it.

Yours,
The Friendly IT Department

[Blue-Jay]

22. You should create a macro to use as your first reply to every email:

"Did you reboot?"

I stuck one of my former IT guys with the nickname Reboot Bob (later shortened to "ReBob"), and people still call him that 8 years later.

[Zavulon]

23. I'll go one further.

Open-toe shoes of any kind, flipping / flapping or not, should be banned. Fungal nails should be covered by more than polish.