All tattooed "loose women" check in here

[KitchenWitch]

*raises hand*

:eyes:

[Dangerously Amused]

1. I'm not tattooed, though.

:hangs head:

[KitchenWitch]

2. I have a unicorn's head and ten dots

I hereby give you one of my dots. You are now tattooed!

:D

[Dangerously Amused]

4. MOST excellent!

:woohoo:

Thankya!

[Bucky]

88. Wonderful, but do you have a tattoo?

:)

[KitchenWitch]

128. *chuckle*

Yes I do.

[SeattleGirl]

3. I'm loose but not tattooed. Can I check in anyway?

:evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

6. Hey SG!

Geez, this is turning into a meetup of the Naughty Girls.

:7

[SeattleGirl]

9. DA!!

How are you?

:bounce: :bounce:

[Dangerously Amused]

13. Hey sweetie.

Been good. Just had lizziegrace as a roommate for the weekend and we tore up the town. Now I'm recuperating... that wpman is wild, I tells ya!

How's by you GF?

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

22. I saw the pics of you and lizzie. Lookin' good, the both of you!

I'm doing fine. Just wish the weather would get better. I just got a pair of outdoor rollerskates, but haven't been able to take them out for a spin yet.

:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

93. Aw thanks. We had fun.

Hope you get those skates out soon. I haven't done any blading yet this year either. :bummed:

[KitchenWitch]

7. You can have one of my dots too!

;)

[SeattleGirl]

10. Kewal!!!!

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[SPKrazy]

5. I'm neither tatooed nor a woman

but I'm loose and willing to help out any way I can :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

8. I will keep that in mind!

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

11. I Haz Skilz

:evilgrin:

haz skilz, will help teh tatooed loose women ANY way I can :D

[Reverend_Smitty]

12. I'm inked up...

nobody told me that it would make me a "loose woman"...I mean if that was the case, how come I'm not getting any action?

I *demand* a refund!!! x(

[KitchenWitch]

14. Yah, no kidding.

For what I am yammering about, go see the "hipster" thread. It is here in teh Longue!

[Reverend_Smitty]

18. Maybe since my tat is kinda hidden, so is my "looseness"

I think if I got one of those cool face tattoos, they'd be lining up around the block and I could *really* enjoy this summer :evilgrin: :P

[ScreamingMeemie]

15. I am thinking of getting a small tattoo.

I never thought I would get one but I am thinking of getting MrG's signature over my heart.

[KitchenWitch]

19. That would be a fitting tribute.

:hug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

23. You aren't afraid it would turn me into a total whore...or worse a

*gulp* aging biker chick??


:hug:

[KitchenWitch]

27. There are worse things in the world to be than an aging biker chick!

:rofl:

:hug:

[Robeson]

16. I'm not a woman, but I'm inked, and used to be a "loose" man....

...surely that's worth some props! :-)

[KitchenWitch]

17. MMMMM Loose Men!

:evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

20. No tattoos here!

My daughter has one...

Can it be mine by proxy???

Please?

I think I missed whatever you're talking about!

Just got home from my Dem Club's Eboard meeting...

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

24. I am giving away my dots.

You may have one of my 10 dots (the dots were used to line up the lead blocks when I had radiation therapy 21 years ago).

See the hipster thread. Loved the assumption that only women who are prostitutes or sluts have tattoos.

[Gonzo Gardener]

41. I know where we're going when I visit

:D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

48. My dear Green Meanie!

Actually, I have zero interest in having one...

Sorry, sweetie!

:hug:

[Gonzo Gardener]

57. Damn it, I had the perfect tat picked out for you, Peg!

CP F-BOMB



:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

60. That looks rather *ahem* phallic.

:rofl:

[Gonzo Gardener]

63. Must resist urge...

to post thread locking comments

[LeftyMom]

21. me

<----

[KitchenWitch]

26. YAYNESS!

:D

[LeftyMom]

30. I'm not really getting enough action to be a loose woman, though.

Stoopid flvegan and his stoopid job. x(

[KitchenWitch]

32. damn it all to hell that he has to make a living to feed the pibbles.

x(

[LeftyMom]

34. Apparently he has to pay on his mortgage every single month, too.

What kind of shit is that? x(

[KitchenWitch]

36. fuckin' a!

x(

:hi:

[LeftyMom]

37. Don't these people realize I'm High Fucking Maintainance?

My kitchen shit does not buy itself.

[KitchenWitch]

40. How many attachments do you have for your Red Beauty?

:D

[LeftyMom]

44. Right now I'm working on matching small appliances.

I got myself the coordinating blender, I think a food processor will be next.

I do have the matching gadgets, knives and towels, and supposedly I'm getting the pots and pans set.

[KitchenWitch]

45. Get the Ice Cream maker attachment!

You can make killer sorbets with it!

:9

[LeftyMom]

47. I'm tempted, but I'm supposed to be trying to lose weight.

I had some homemade chocolate peanutbutter soy ice cream at somebody's house a few summers ago- it was to die for.

[KitchenWitch]

49. The batches are small using the attachment

And I am a baaaaaaaaad influence. Get it for LeftyKid! :evilgrin:

[Shakespeare]

52. I probably shouldn't show you this, then.

Ruhlman talks about the Kitchenaid appliance that Ripert uses in the video he links to. Want. Badly. Now.

http://blog.ruhlman.com/

edited to add: D'oh! It's by Cuisinart, but I don't care. I still want it.

[Bullwinkle925]

54. join the crowd LM . . .

sigh

[huskerlaw]

25. I have 2!

A dolphin on my shoulder blade and a heart on my...er...hip...ish. ;)


:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

29. Awesome!

:hi:

[Fox Mulder]

28. Ok, what did I miss?

Someone made an idiotic remark I take it?

[KitchenWitch]

31. hipster thread

down the page.

[Withywindle]

33. Checkin' in!

Four tats (no tramp stamp though).

Lots of "special friends" over the years. None of 'em paid me though - not even in tattoos. I feel cheated now.

[KitchenWitch]

35. Yah, all these years I have had the tat and have not gotten paid for *ahem*

services rendered...

*facepalm*

[Carnea]

38. Unhip loose bad guy checking in. Please throw homegrowwn washed tomatoes only.

I was referring to Lower back tattoos which used to exclusive to a small subset of hip alternative girls.

Now of course everyone short of Barbara Bush seems to sport one.

Which is what happens when something formerly hip becomes unhip. Unfortunately unlike other hip things tattoos are a little more difficult to get rid off so the hip are kinda stuck with them.





The Bar Contest



The Dorm Room



And my personal favorite Bible Camp.


So I apologize for any offense taken it was in the spirit of making fun of the hip..... Next time I'll stick with my alternative answer organic food.

[KitchenWitch]

39. I am tossing tomatoes still on the vine at you.

I do not have a "tramp stamp" but the way you worded your other post, it was not very clear to me that you meant that style of tat. I remember the Celtic Knots or vines, or barbed wire around the biceps that were a huge trend in the 1980s, which is when I got my unicorn. I am really glad I did not get that done, because it looks very dated.

The tomatoes are organically grown and bear no salmonella microbes.

:hi:

[Carnea]

46. Thank you for throwing organic.

I meant tramp stamp which if it isn't already is very quickly becoming dated. I had forgotten that barbered wire around the bicep.... yup you can throw away your spiked leather bracelet and Don Johnson jacket (Both of which I owned but never wore together I hope) but a tat is almost forever.

[chknltl]

66. Just when I was thinkin this thread would be better with pictures...

...I scroll down to this. :thumbsup:

[FloridaJudy]

42. Yo!

I've got a phoenix on my left arm.

I need another tat.

Maybe I could then get some action? Please?

[KitchenWitch]

43. I do too!

:D

[Gonzo Gardener]

50. Czeching in

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

51. Duly noted and placed in the minutes!

:hi:

[Bullwinkle925]

53. Present!

and (maybe) accounted for!!


tee hee

[KitchenWitch]

55. Bwahahahaha

:D

[Name removed]

56. Deleted message

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[Name removed]

59. Deleted message

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[greenbriar]

58. I have a tramp stamp :)

[KitchenWitch]

61. Right on!

:hi:

[fight4my3sons]

71. Me too!

[Inchworm]

62. I bid you g'night

the most glorious creature... under the sun...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4zRe_wvJw8

:hide:

[KitchenWitch]

64. *snicker*

:rofl:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

65. Tattooed Loose dude

checkin in...wassup wimmins.

[JCMach1]

67. Tattooed loose men not allowed then?

Yes, that's my backpiece on my DU icon.

[BarenakedLady]

68. Present!

[LostinVA]

69. *raises hand*

Haruka beats me though, she has seven tattos. I only have two.

[Shakespeare]

74. Yeah, but the one on your back is GORGEOUS.

I've GOTTA get a pic of mine sometime.

[LostinVA]

85. Thanks

Haruka wants to finally get her back done in a few months. She's planning on getting a Celtic cross done. It's a gorgeous cross that she's going to get drawn up, and it's going to be huge.

BTW, I learned in GD that this means she's a white supremacist. At least according to some 19 post troll.

[Shakespeare]

87. LOL!! Then that really DOES make you a perfect couple, since you're a homophobic freeper!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Too many stupid people around here lately.

[Lady Freedom]

70. I use wash off tattoos.

Does that count?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

72. ME TOO. though umm why are we doing this?

[Crabby Appleton]

76. Probably because someone in another thread

claimed a female having a 'tat was associated with the profession of prostitution. It was in this thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7821908

but the initial post got deleted, but comments referring to it are still there.

[BarenakedLady]

98. I'm hoping for some work

:shrug:

[stuntcat]

73. 3 here

:hi: :headbang:

[joneschick]

75. Not me, it's Daughter #1

that's showing partials of four of fifteen (that I know of) :hi:

[ghostsofgiants]

90. Dude, your daughter is hot!

:P

[joneschick]

142. Dude!

I'm no dude and careful cuz she will kick your ass! :hi:

[ghostsofgiants]

144. Yeah, I know you're not a dude, but I like usin "Dude!" as an exclamation, haha.

And allow me to rephrase: Your daughter is a beautiful young lady. :P

[unpossibles]

77. this thread is useless without phone numbers.

:D

[Phillycat]

78. :raises hand:

Is this responding to something else, or just pointing out the cool people? :D

[Shakespeare]

79. Dos tattoos here.

I had no idea I was a hooker. Damn.

[ScreamingMeemie]

81. Then I am sorry, we won't be able to meet after all.

I am highly influential these days, as evidenced by my earlier post in this thread, so it would be bad. And to think, I almost became loose by putting his signature on my body. Thank heavens for smarter, more moral DUers.


:rofl: :hug:

[Shakespeare]

89. I am teh trollop!!

:rofl: :loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

82. Imagine my shock as well.

Here all along I have been giving it away. I could be rich, I tell you, RICH!!!

:rofl:

[RadiationTherapy]

80. Ok. Who's tthe idiot who implied tattooed women are loose??

Is that what happened?

[Bake]

83. Oh, I'm makin' a list ... checkin' it twice ...

:rofl:

Bake

[Spacemom]

84. Checking In!

6 tattoos and 2 kids. Although the kids came after marriage, so I don't know if I qualify as "loose."

:rofl:

[Shell Beau]

86. I have 2 dainty tattoos!

:)

[ScreamingMeemie]

92. So I guess that makes you a dainty whore...

:rofl:

And look, right now, we have visual evidence to prove it so...

:hug:

[Shell Beau]

112. A dainty whore times two!

And proud of it!!!!!! ;)

[succubus.blues]

91. here!

:hi:

[Critters2]

94. No tattoos here. I don't voluntarily have needles applied to my body

for any reason. I had enough of needles when I was on Lupron. If you want to stick a needle in me, you have to convince me it'll protect me against some dreaded disease.

[ScreamingMeemie]

95. I used to think that way.

Now I am looking at what I am thinking of doing as a way to keep him with me. And I need that.

[Shakespeare]

99. btw, one of the best tattoo parlors on earth is right here in my neighborhood.

The Purple Panther on Sunset (where I got mine done). I'll even go with you for moral support if you want to take the plunge while you're here!

[ScreamingMeemie]

104. I'll buy the drinks so we can get good and drunk first...

:rofl: which would work if I was a drinker.

I went in to one here and discussed it with him. He, at first, wasn't willing because of the whole not wanting to put a permanent name on someone. Then I explained the situation to him and he was really up for it. And then...I lost my nerve. I'm positive about it now. Maybe I will hold off until California. Good idea Shakes.. :hug:

[yellowdogintexas]

114. you could also have a lovely monogram designed for you of his initials

a good tattoo artist could make a really arty looking piece out of that.

like my daughter who is now in Phoenix...

oh by the way she has been doing this for 5 years and I still don't have one.

can't think of anything I want permanently on my body.

SHE on other hand has 4. one of them starts at her bikini line on her hip and covers most of her thigh. The other 3 are a set: one in the low back and two smaller versions of the same on her hip bones in the front. Only visible if she is wearing a two piece bathing suit or parading around the house in her underwear

[ScreamingMeemie]

115. I think I am going to get his signature.

That way it will be "almost" him. I love his handwriting.

I never thought I would want a permanent mark on my body, but that was before I lost him. I didn't think I would need to.

[yellowdogintexas]

122. if he had pretty writing, that would be very nice. I was just imagining most handwriting....

I would never consider asking someone to try to copy my dad's ..man it was pretty but very very um complicated and would be very hard to do.

and my husband's....no way he has pretty bad penmanship.

have some tiny little flowers put around it like a wreath of sorts, or just under it. That would be pretty. In your favorite flower or color of course.

Too bad my kid can't do it for you. She could design you something really nice

[ScreamingMeemie]

124. Here is a sample of his writing...

It is beautiful

[yellowdogintexas]

135. it is and should be easy to duplicate,

unlike my dad's would have been..


although the thought of my mom getting anything tattooed on her is fairly hilarious.

she had his wedding ring and my grandfather's ring melted together into a nugget which she never took off.

[ScreamingMeemie]

138. It is... I had it all set up to do and the artist had the template, but

I decided to give is some more thought. In the words of the artist,"The easiest dupe ever." :)

[Critters2]

100. Oh. That makes sense.

I can't imagine how hard it is for you. I'm so sorry. And I can understand feeling like you want to keep him with you.

After my mother's death, my dad gave me most of her jewelry. It's practically sacred to me. I imagine you'd feel a hundred time more strongly about a spouse.

I'm sad for you, but amazed by your strength. I have only respect for you...so, go get that tat!

:hug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

102. I think I'm going to make Shakespeare get me really, really drunk

first because I am afraid of needles. :hug:

Thanks mc, I don't feel it (strong) most days.

[Shakespeare]

103. Just think of it as a really sharp pen (that's closer to what it looks like, anyway).

We'll get you comfortably numb with one substance or another. ;-)

Maybe I'll get the third one I've been thinking about if you decide to go for it!

[ScreamingMeemie]

109. That will be a nice new memory to make...

:hug:

I think that is where my bro had his done.

[KitchenWitch]

119. I may have to add to my tattoos!

:D

If I can come along with you two!

:D

[Phillycat]

117. In all seriousness, don't get drunk before you get a tattoo.

You'll bleed more, (alcohol thins the blood), scab, and it will pull the color out. Also, most reputable tattoo artists won't let you get a tattoo when you're drunk.

[ScreamingMeemie]

125. It was a joke because I can't drink anyway.

:hi:

I had a beer last Friday, for my husband, and it messed enough with my meds.

[Phillycat]

126. I figured - just wanted to make sure.

:hi:

[femmocrat]

96. Loose and tattoo-less!

It's summer vacation... couldn't get any looser!

[dolo amber]

97. I was a loose woman way before I got tattooed

:shrug:

[Rising Phoenix]

101. me me me

[easttexaslefty]

108. That's really pretty!

[redqueen]

105. UGH!

Really?

x(

I kinda want to know what brought this up... kinda don't. *sigh*



edit: nevermind - found it. NOT surprised, considering. Fuzzy hair, short...

[Carnea]

110. Alright there was a thread asking what things the hip still like.

Even though the white trash at Walmart have fully adapted the item.

You know the way nobody with an education post high school or an income post 20k wears hip hugger jeans or nose rings anymore.


Anyway I was going with the answer organic food. Of course that even though the Walmart crowd is buying it people are still driving out of there way to pay eight dollars for a tomato at whole foods. Free trade coffee was another hipster idea that has gone mass market.

But I decided to be clever and post about lower back tattoos that were a long time ago hip and now are called tramp stamps are are ubiquitous. And unlike other fads the poor hip people are stuck with them. Well I worded it poorly and like the city council of Gibstonton Florida a angry mob of Tattooed ladies attack me.

So I am huddled here under this bridge waiting for the weather to clear up.

[redqueen]

111. Yeah.

I don't give a shit where the tattoo is, this ain't about a fuckin tattoo... insulting women by calling them "loose" = utter bullshit.

[Carnea]

113. Well thats nice. Talk to Karenwitch not me..... she the one using the word loose.

I said that they were now uncool like nose rings and hip hugger jeans. And they had been adapted by both the masses as well as certain criminal underclasses. I used humour that was probably purposfully misinterpeted.

And honestly why would loose be an insult? I would think uptight would be more of an insult and honestly I see more uptight in this thread then ladies hanging loose. :grr:

[Phillycat]

116. So what you're saying is, you're not remotely sorry that you insulted

a good portion of female DUers. Noted.

[redqueen]

123. There's a few deleted messages in that subthread.

I'm pretty much suspicious of anyone who joins during troll season... but the whole "uptight is worse than loose" thing sorta... I dunno... loosened me up a little. :P

[Carnea]

127. Note this I didn't insult a good portion of Female DUers

Unless A: They have a Tramp Stamp and B: They feel like a complete tool 10 years after the fact. I sympathize get over it. save up for laser surgery.

Man this is frustrating.

READ THE POST

In no way does a tattoo make you a loose woman nor did I ever suggest this. It could possibly be because everyone is doing it from 85 year old grandmas to 12 year old girls. 36% of young people have at least one. :)

The Clinton campaign spent money tracking tattooed voters.

But for the most part, Penn's book is simply a collection of sampled data with supporting analysis. Typical microtrends include the political and religious attitudes of 'moderate Muslims', to the effect of 'late breaking gays' on their heterosexual spouses, to the explosion of 'uptown tattooed" Republicans.

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qa5490/is_200805/ai_n25420373''

BTW apparently late breaking gays' and 'uptown tattooed" Republicans" are two separate groups.

Oh dear the so called Tramp stamp is gaining speed fastest young upper middle class Republican woman.

Is there a better way to say the trend is dead.

So a tramp stamp statistically doesn't make you loose. But if current trends continue it might make you a young rich white republican girl. Now wouldn't you rather be mistaken for a hooker. :evilgrin:

Look if you want to get a tramp stamp so you can fit in with your sorority sisters at the next GOP fundraiser and slave auction be my guest. But don't come here complaining I called you loose.


:rant:

Edited 1 spelling 1 bad english

[Phillycat]

131. So what you're saying is that you're a dick, then.

Noted.

[Carnea]

133. Well yes I'm a dick. But I'm not sure what that has to do with our

conversation. I'm not always a dick of course. I don't have the stickwithitness. But I am capable of a good Dickian rant every once in a while.

[Phillycat]

134. Okay, that made me laugh.

:rofl:

You're in. But try not to be quite so dickish in future? The lounge ladies can be scary.

[redqueen]

121. Oh.

Heheh... nevermind!

I thought you said loose as an insult. I should have read more carefullly. Mea culpa! :blush:

Loose is an insult because it reinforces the double standard that if a woman enjoys lots of sex, she's a bad person.

I've reclaimed "slut" but "loose" still makes with the red mist for me.

Sorry again.

[Carnea]

129. More than accepted. please ignore my latest rant nt

[easttexaslefty]

106. I have 5

A memorial tattoo for my son...a tiny bit of his ashes are in the ink. It's a sugar skull and is on my left arm. One on the lower back, a band around my ankle, on the top of my foot and a sparrow with a banner with my surviving son's name on the back of my shoulder

[Symarip]

107. Well ladies...

When you're done here, you can check into Hotel Symarip. :evilgrin:

I have 22 tattoo's :)

[madeline_con]

118. Do I HAVE to have a tattoo to get in? n/t

[KitchenWitch]

139. Naw

:D

[khashka]

120. So you are KW?

And you told me you were happily married - hardly loose!
I'll check in as a tattooed loose man, does that count?

Khash.

[KitchenWitch]

130. I have been loose in my day...

:evilgrin:

[panhead1961]

132. IS MY WIfE IN HERE?

[AirmensMom]

136. Are they the same as

the naughty girls? :shrug:

I don't have a tattoo, but my daughters both do. Does that count? :D

[KitchenWitch]

137. Sure!

:D

You spawned inked wimmens!

:D

[AirmensMom]

140. I surely did!

And pierced ones too. They both have the belly button thing, too. I have multiple holes in my ears, but don't have the nerve to do more than that.

[arcadian]

141. Some metamucil ought ta fix ya right up.

[galledgoblin]

143. heya!

:thumbsup:

[grannylib]

145. Uuummm...my bathrobe's not tied, does that count as loose??

I do have tattoos...
I have a cross with a crown of thorns and a rose blooming off the crown, and a unicorn
:hi: