This ends it, music is dead.

[Drunken Irishman]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZPeHk4WMWpY

Warning, obscene language and gratuitous sucking.

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Wow...just...wow...

Does that guy have eyebrows?

[flvegan]

2. I don't think I've ever seen suckage like that before.

[PermanentRevolution]

3. "Chuggo"???

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

4. My brain hurts

[Pierre.Suave]

5. Whoa

that is beyond suck.

[AlCzervik]

6. He looks like a young Uncle Fester.

he just needs a lightbulb in is mouth.

[DS1]

7. He's a very accomplished ventriloquist

[mikeytherat]

8. The FINAL Countdown:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/31012/the_final_countdown/

'nuf said

mikey_the_rat

[Carnea]

9. It's like Vic Mackey's little brother.

That is jaw dropping bad.....

[BarenakedLady]

15. Batting 1000

[RadiationTherapy]

10. I like it in that "this is so shitty it's good" kind of way.

I mean, dude carries a human fucking SKULL...on a motherfucking STICK. Let's Sam Jackson do a movie about THAT shit!

and is the chorus "Ahhhh, come on, fuckin guy!"?? I think he might be from my home town the 413!! Represent Western MASSSSSSS!!

[TreasonousBastard]

11. I don't have a problem with these assholes...

playing this shit.

I do, however, have something of a problem with people paying them for it.

[Maestro]

12. This isn't a joke?

If not, where the hell do record people find these people? What no-talent hacks!

[DarkTirade]

13. I sincerely hope for his sake that this is a spoof...

because it's hard to imagine anyone being so bad that they don't even realize how much they suck.

[Reverend_Smitty]

14. I don't know, he does have a myspace page...

http://www.myspace.com/chuggo

maybe that's how "rap" is done up in Canada :shrug:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

16. Maybe he's like the Weird Al of Gangsta Rap?

Or maybe, just maybe.....Chuggo is my newest hero.

[Forkboy]

17. Music has never been better.

More choices than ever, more variety than ever, more experiments than ever, and more availability than ever.

That sucked however. :)

[Rambis]

18. Must cleanse this thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hwMrjfyDrg

[Drunken Irishman]

19. Ah yes, fits my name well, does it not? :)

[Rambis]

20. aye

so does this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwOmYNvISnM


Cheers!

[krispos42]

21. That sucked like...

a singularity

Dear god, give me 500 cc's of talent, stat, and your biggest needle!



"Chuggo" deserves a FAIL pic...

[FloridaJudy]

22. Oh, I don't know...

After this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ye3ecDYxOkg

That's oddly refreshing.

[Maestro]

31. Oh gawd, that was awful!

I can't believe there were people who dressed like that!

[lightningandsnow]

23. He's CANADIAN?

Wow. I've never been so ashamed to be Canadian in my life.

[Carnea]

26. Explains why he is white.

:silly:

[Deja Q]

27. Now that's racist.

:yoiks:

[Carnea]

28. But I read it on the webs??? Jive Magazine?? 12 inches of snow Informer???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMTP-aZMKcM


http://www.jivemagazine.com/column.php?pid=2264


http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/24/75-threatening-to-move-to-canada/




I apologize to any white people or canadians more offened by my comment than his music.

[nomorenomore08]

30. "Look, honey! Geddy Lee cut his hair and became a rapper!"

:rofl:

[HEyHEY]

50. Actually the two most multi-cultural cities in the world are in Canada

Vancouver being number one and Toronto. That's according to the UN.

[HEyHEY]

49. God, he's not from my city, is he?

[KitchenWitch]

24. That is a whole lotta suck there.

[kwassa]

25. This is so bad that it is kind of interesting

It expands the scale of delusional.

[nomorenomore08]

29. I have to admit, I've heard that guy before, and I laughed.

Thing is, though, I don't think he's trying to be funny...

[no name no slogan]

32. I'm sorry, I've seen a lot of seriously bad shit on the Tubes

but THIS takes it all.

[Tabasco_Dave]

33. Hip Hop is dead

When people like this get record contracts you know it's over. Now i'm going to celebrate.
:party: :party: :toast: :bounce: :beer: :rofl: :woohoo: :woohoo: :applause: :party: :toast:

[khashka]

34. What the fuck was he thinking?

I don't mind bad language, but that just sucks. I have a song on my iPod that uses every obscene and rascist and man-hating and woman-hating word you can think of -but at least it's clever and tells a story.

Khash.

[Robeson]

35. He treats "p***y like weed, because he passes it around"....

...dude is a real class act. If I ever had a daughter, I could only hope this guy would be my son-in-law.... :eyes:

[Sultana]

36. aye, I could only bare 26 secs of this ish...

Yep, the end is near :scared:

[Xipe Totec]

37. Retaliation....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VmooptWwVQ

[mikeytherat]

40. If the guitarist isn't going to tune, why should the piper be in the same key?

Man, that was painful.

mikey_the_rat

[DarkTirade]

43. GAAAAH.

Warn us next time, please? The flipside to having a good sense of pitch is that when things are out of tune it actually HURTS.

[RadiationTherapy]

47. That was pretty lame, but it was worth it to kick Chuggo one more tiiiimmmme!

Aahhhhh! Come on, fucking guy!!

[XemaSab]

38. That was the WORST fucking shit I ever seen

For realz.

[harmonicon]

39. I can't tell if it's supposed to be satire or not

Also, I don't know if it's worse if he's being serious or if he's being funny, because it fails at both.

[regularguy]

41. Possibly the worst thing I've ever seen.

And thats saying something. Holy buffoonishness, Batman!

[Tektonik]

42. I love that video, it's fucking hilarious

His intention is to say, 'Ah c'mon fuckin guy!' instead he sounds like he is saying, 'Ah c'mon fuck a guy!' :rofl:

[RadiationTherapy]

44. I just watched it again, so KICK! Ch CH CH CHUUUUUGGGGOOO.

[DS1]

45. Mayonnaise on everything, because that's how I eat

COME ON FUCKING GUY!

[RadiationTherapy]

46. Girls don't let me near their asses, so I tickle their feet!

I got a trashcan full of sausage, instead of manmeat.

[HEyHEY]

51. That's not an actual lyric is it? I thought you just made a funny joke.

[DS1]

52. You think I would put words in the mouth of the mighty Chuggo?

For shame, sir.

[HEyHEY]

48. That guy should stick to cleaning products.

[puerco-bellies]

53. Holy shit that sucked so badly it popped the fillings out of my mouth.

Holy shit this guy is delusional.

[DS1]

54. Dude, I keep going back for the funny visuals, and now it's starting to grow on me

AhhhH! Come on fucking guy!

[RadiationTherapy]

55. As an amateur videographer, I am also, helplessly fascinated by it.

And anyone who has "come on, fucking GUY!" as a chorus gets cred from me!

[DS1]

56. I couldn't help myself

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3445858

[RadiationTherapy]

57. It works on so many levels. I looked in MYDU and I posted that phrase a dozen times yesterday.

I try to keep it gender specific.

[RadiationTherapy]

58. me neither....

post

[DS1]

59. *wipes away a tear of joy*

[HEyHEY]

61. go to chuggo's facebook and tell him how you feel

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=34690790453

[Iris]

62. yeah - I thought it had an early-MTV quality to it.

[RadiationTherapy]

63. Exactly. Love when his lyrics say "I never blink" but his eyes are closed.

Classic (or Classique in Quebec)

[Iris]

65. yes! I saw that, too!

Surely he does not take himself seriously! I thought the whole thing was a funny parody - "I fuck the rappers' women cause the rappers can't fuck!"

[abbeyco]

60. I'll never get that 30 seconds of my life back

Good lord - I don't know I've ever seen or heard anything worse - and that includes the Bay City Rollers, the BeeGees and getting Rick-Rolled!

:puke:

[Fox Mulder]

64. I know!

:puke:

[HughBeaumont]

66. Shittiest. Video. Ever.

This has to be satire. If not, he should be impaled. He looks like he smokes Tough 20s.

[Bassic]

67. Fuck man....

This sucks more than any other sucky pseudo-rap song I've ever heard.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

68. With that golden staff of his, Chuggo is like the Pope of crappy Canadian rap music