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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 04:04 PM
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I've been havin' sex for 101 staight days in a church confessional.
Amazing what Communion wafers and Holy water can do for one's stamina. The wine was locked away on day 23.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 04:05 PM
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1. I wondered what you were doing behind that screen.
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femmocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 05:57 PM
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2. God Bless You....
Edited on Thu Jun-12-08 05:58 PM by femmocrat
now go in peace.... You have performed your penance with great dedication.
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 07:14 PM
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3. Kind of like that snake church in Conan the Barbarian.
Orgy as sacrement.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 07:23 PM
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4. I thought Communion wafers and Holy water were contraceptives?
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-12-08 07:29 PM
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5. Did you essay the Reverse Cowgirl? n/t
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