I was gonna yell at kids to get off my lawn, but instead I'll yell at you to get out of my lounge.

[Rabrrrrrr]

Get out of my lounge!! You!!

:P

And while you're out, get me some gin, beer, cigarettes, couple magnums of Dom Perignon, a few lobsters, some ribeyes, couple dozen oysters, black truffles, a few tins of foie gras, some more truffles, a rack of lamb, a freezer, a six-burner gas stove, a brick oven and firepit/barbecue out by the pool, an inground pool, and a Porsche convertible, any type, I'm not picky.

Thanks. That's a good chap, you are.

[Elidor]

1. Clove cigarettes

Not just any old smokes. We demand cloves.

[sarge43]

2. While you're at it kids, a Grand Marnier Souffle avec Creme Anglaise

would hit the spot.

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. I have a feeling none of these lazy bastards will be helping us out.

Ungrateful pigs.

[Whoa_Nelly]

4. And what do ungrateful pigs look like?

Ha! :P

[sarge43]

17. Undoubtly. These kids nowadays. Tsk, tsk.

(Little fuckers)

[Xipe Totec]

9. I prefer mango kulfe with pistachios, drenched in Grand Marneir nt

[sarge43]

19. What is this kulfe of which you speak?

Anything with mangos, pastachios and G. Marneir can't be all bad.

[Xipe Totec]

22. It is like icecream, but made with yogurt

http://www.indobase.com/recipes/details/mango-kulfi.php

[sarge43]

26. Mmmmmm

Now that has to be easy on the taste buds.

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. I'll do that while you go talk to my neighbor with that common sense

way of speaking that you have.

K? Thanks. Bye.

[Xipe Totec]

6. I got your lobstah right heah!

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. For that...

I'm going to commission Thomas Kinkade to paint a portrait of all of the above to hang above your bed. So there! :P

[AlCzervik]

10. nice, those will go well with the Kinkade shitter candles i bought him.

nothing clears the foul odors away from the can quite like Kinkade.

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. Fantastic! Nothing like having a set.

:D

[AlCzervik]

12. we also need to get him some Kinkade pillows for his bed, he just adores throw pillows.

:o

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. That would be lovely.

Then he can lounge around looking at the gorgeous portrait, relaxing with the sweet smells and a nice vodka martini. :rofl:

[AlCzervik]

15. yes!

Rabrrrrrr is going to come for us, we'll be needing a good hiding place, maybe behind the pork rinds display at a 7-11, he'll never look there.

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. Pfffttt

He's had too many vodka martins to pose much of a threat.. :hide:

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. I actually had to add on to my house so I could buy more furniture to hold my throw pillows.

:rofl:


Seriously, though, no, as you know, I fucking hate them. Despise them. Loathe them. Would have them be the first things on the chopping block in the great cultural revolution. :grr: :mad:

[flvegan]

8. Here's a Boxster, chick car as it is.

No biggie though, considering you're riding in Hitler's girlie carriage.

http://www.carpages.co.uk/guide/@images/porsche/porsche-boxster.jpg

[Pierre.Suave]

14. make me, old man...

:P

[Carnea]

16. Great I'm back and now the kitten is drunk.

[kentauros]

20. Before we can do that

I'll have to ask you to vacate my chaise-longue (daybed).


Oh, and here's your beer.





Sorry it's all foamy and warm. You know what galloping does to liquids.

:P

[Lady Freedom]

oops! Repeat!

[Lady Freedom]

21. But I want to play!

[Hippo_Tron]

23. Are you trying to be John McCain?

[patrick t. cakes]

25. how bout gjetost gramps

:hi: