Police free German bondage 'penguin' - Reuters

[Wonk]

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"To visualise the appearance of the afflicted party, one would have to imagine a penguin of waist-height waddling with slightly protruding wings," Aachen police said in a statement.

"We thought it was a joke at first," the spokesman said. "But the chains were bound so tight with handcuffs he could hardly move anything apart from his head."

Police released the man using their own handcuff keys.

It was not clear how the man became ensnared.

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:wtf:

[DS1]

1. He should be beaten

for wearing white socks with black leather :eyes:

[4morewars]

2. Isn't that a line from a Frank Zappa tune ?

"you look like a penguin in bondage, boyeeee" ????