Question for the lounge: Is my wife cheating on me?

[pokerfan]

I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs:

* Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

* She has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

* I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

* I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks in advance.

[Haole Girl]

1. lol!

I was going to ask you what kind of Harley you had, anyway! :hi:

[pokerfan]

3. lol

A Road King, of course.

[mainegreen]

2. Dump her and get another.

Seriously if those valve covers are going, just use it as an excuse to get a new bike. You know you want to!

:rofl:

great post!

[ForrestGump]

6. Dump the

Harley and get a Japanese bike. :P

[AlCzervik]

4. Dealer.

:rofl:

[JackBeck]

5. They've been doin' it on your Harley.

And that's not oil leaking from the valve.