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Fri Jun-13-08 04:30 AM
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What is the worst song you can imagine playing at a wedding reception? |
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Seeing as I have to DJ a wedding this Saturday, I want to get all of the bad ideas out of my system well beforehand. Anybody have any really bad ideas?
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Fri Jun-13-08 04:33 AM
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1. "two out of 3 ain't bad" |
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Fri Jun-13-08 04:15 PM
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85. More Meat Loaf: "Paradise By the Dashboard Light" |
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http://www.houseoflyrics.com/lyrics/meatloaf/paradise_by_the_dashboard_light.htmlI couldn't take it any longer Lord I was crazed And when the feeling came upon me Like a tidal wave I started swearing to my God and on my mother's grave That I would love you to the end of time I swore that I would love you to the end of time!
So now I'm praying for the end of time To hurry up and arrive Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you I don't think that I can really survive I'll never break my promise or forget my vow But God only knows what I can do right now I'm praying for the end of time It's all that I can do Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you!!!
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Fri Jun-13-08 04:37 AM
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2. At my brothers wedding |
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they played "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" Now this was screwed up because my father, grandfather and uncle all served aboard that ship, my uncle was supposed to go on that fateful journey, but he got into grad school so he didn't.
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Fri Jun-13-08 04:40 AM
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3. That is just odd on so many levels... |
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it's like a weirdness club sammich
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Fri Jun-13-08 04:47 AM
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Fri Jun-13-08 04:48 AM
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5. The things one can find on youtube: |
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This song would soooo be a wedding mood killer...well unless it was attended only by freepers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubjgisuitDw
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Fri Jun-13-08 04:53 AM
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6. the words do not exist... |
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Fri Jun-13-08 05:00 AM
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Edited on Fri Jun-13-08 05:03 AM by JVS
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Fri Jun-13-08 07:39 AM
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28. That is a catchy tune..... I love a good Polka. |
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Fri Jun-13-08 12:04 PM
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65. Followed by "Fat Bottomed Girls" |
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...they make the rockin' world go 'round.
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Fri Jun-13-08 05:04 AM
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8. First thing that popped into my head was..... |
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"Puppy Love". From that scene in "Love Actually."
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Fri Jun-13-08 05:25 AM
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9. I Hate Everything About You - Jackal |
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Fri Jun-13-08 05:26 AM
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10. "White Trash Wedding" would go over well, I'm sure! haha |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlA8_J7VZ6AI'm not a good one to ask, though. I did the music for my sister's wedding on the condition that I got to play "The Night Chicago Died" just 'cause I thought that would be wildly inappropriate for a wedding! (I was allowed to, though; I come from a pretty laid-back family! haha)
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Fri Jun-13-08 05:34 AM
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"I Know What Boys Like" "You Oughta Know"
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Fri Jun-13-08 06:09 AM
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especially You Oughta Know.
I'd add "I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace.
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Fri Jun-13-08 05:37 AM
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12. "Used to Love Her" by GnR |
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Fri Jun-13-08 06:36 AM
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i love that song, especially when someone who's listening to it doesn't pay attention for a few seconds in the beginning
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Fri Jun-13-08 07:23 AM
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posted link below hehe
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Fri Jun-13-08 05:51 AM
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13. Father/Daughter dance: "Secret Lovers" |
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Bride/Groom dance: "Having My Baby"
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Fri Jun-13-08 05:53 AM
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The "Purity Ball" crowd might actually get off on that first one. :scared:
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Fri Jun-13-08 06:04 AM
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15. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard -- and -- |
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If you want to be happy for the rest of your life find and ugly girl and make her your wife
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Fri Jun-13-08 06:35 AM
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I've got love in my tummy
Was that by Ohio Express?
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Fri Jun-13-08 11:15 AM
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41. I thought it was The Archies |
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Edited on Fri Jun-13-08 11:30 AM by in search of sanity
or maybe the 1910 Fruitgum Company.
I just looked it up and you may be right. I don't remember the Ohio Express at all.
Edited to add what I found when I looked it up.
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Fri Jun-13-08 12:42 PM
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73. How I wish I could forget them |
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They sounded a lot like the Chipmunks.
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Fri Jun-13-08 06:35 AM
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18. He Stopped Loving Her Today ... |
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Probably not appropriate.
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Fri Jun-13-08 06:37 AM
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She's Having My Baby
Three Times a Lady
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Fri Jun-13-08 06:42 AM
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21. Put Another Log on the Fire |
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Fri Jun-13-08 12:14 PM
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71. my uncle's band ALWAYS played that at wedding receptions |
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At some point in the wedding reception, my uncle would sing "Put Another Log on the Fire," and then immediately thereafter my aunt would offer "Feelin' Single, Seein' Double" as the response :)
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Fri Jun-13-08 06:54 AM
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Sadly, I once knew someone whose DJ played that as the first song at her wedding reception!
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Fri Jun-13-08 07:13 AM
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23. "Smooth Operator "and "Easy Lover" which was just |
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played at my sister's wedding reception!!! eww!
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Fri Jun-13-08 07:22 AM
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Fri Jun-13-08 07:36 AM
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26. "Big Pimpin'" by tha Dogg Pound |
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i used to have a long list somewhere...i'll try to find it when i get home tonight
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Fri Jun-13-08 07:37 AM
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27. That I've actual heard as the couples dance.... Freefallin |
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Fri Jun-13-08 09:22 AM
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29. "Bitch Make Sandwich" would be at the top of the list |
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Fri Jun-13-08 10:35 AM
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30. I was at a wedding where the song they played after the B&G's first dance was |
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"You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling."
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Fri Jun-13-08 10:39 AM
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31. Get Your Biscuits in the Oven (and Your Buns in the Bed) |
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By Kinky Friedman and his Texas Jew-Boys.
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Fri Jun-13-08 10:41 AM
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32. "Every Breath You Take" is enormously popular at weddings, I've heard. |
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It's a song about an obsessed, voyeuristic stalker... :eyes:
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Fri Jun-13-08 11:47 AM
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55. My SO says he heard Sting interviewed about that |
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and he found it really creepy that people would play it at weddings
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Fri Jun-13-08 12:02 PM
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64. Hell, people get married at Wal-Mart, for crying out loud. |
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Fri Jun-13-08 10:46 AM
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33. Your Cheating Heart. nt |
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Fri Jun-13-08 11:02 AM
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especially if everyone at the reception joins in.
and especially more if the groom is named Earl. :rofl:
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Fri Jun-13-08 11:03 AM
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35. Tales from Topographic Oceans |
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Not that it's bad, but that it would be really bad at a reception.
Except at a reception of cool, interesting, intellectually minded people. I think it would be wonderful.
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Fri Jun-13-08 11:17 AM
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43. Dude, that's TOTALLY what I want played at my wedding... |
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Fri Jun-13-08 11:56 AM
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61. I think it would be a lot of fun! But the average ignorant reception-goer |
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would find it "boring" and that it doesn't go well with the blended margarita they're drinking from a plastic beer cup while they throw up on their date.
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Fri Jun-13-08 12:00 PM
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63. Well, you obviously don't know the kinds of people I'd invite to my wedding... |
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Fri Jun-13-08 11:04 AM
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37. Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet. Crumb's Ancient Voices for Children. |
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Fri Jun-13-08 11:05 AM
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38. Broken Hearts Are For Assholes...Frank Zappa... |
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That's why I say, I'm gonna ram it.......
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Fri Jun-13-08 11:49 AM
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56. Wristwatch; Crisco. nt |
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Fri Jun-13-08 11:53 AM
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60. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! |
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69. And DAGMAR was his na aaa aaaa aaame |
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whiskers poking out from underneath his pancake makeup nearly drove you ins aaa aaaa aaane.
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Fri Jun-13-08 11:13 AM
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40. Breaking up is hard to do - Neil Sedaka |
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Fri Jun-13-08 11:17 AM
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44. Sympathy for the Devil- Rolling Stones |
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Sympathy for the Devil- Rolling Stones.
Listening to it at a wedding last years with a slight Scotch buzz allowed me to realize that Sympathy is just wrong on so many levels to be played at a wedding...
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Fri Jun-13-08 11:18 AM
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46. Pachelbel's Canon in D. |
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Seriously. Enough already, people. Just stop it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM
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Fri Jun-13-08 11:25 AM
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47. "Jerusalem" by Sleep. |
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Fri Jun-13-08 11:29 AM
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49. Jinx Spinx you owe me a coke!! |
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67. Nothing says holy matrimony more than a one-hour song about dope & Jesus. |
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Fri Jun-13-08 05:27 PM
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never been to a stoner wedding. :)
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Fri Jun-13-08 11:28 AM
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48. Anything by Cannibal Corpse. |
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That also leaves out Gorerotted, Deicide, Impaled Nazarene, Enslaved, Pungent Stench and A.C. (too offensive for D.U.).
I don't think "Size Ain't Shit" by the Geto Boys would be a good idea.
Dopesmoker by Sleep would be bad for wedding receptions, since it will blow the P.A. out and is 63 minutes long.
Oh, and probably anything played in a John Waters movie wouldn't be kosher either.
That is all.
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Fri Jun-13-08 11:40 AM
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50. I might like you better if we slept together - Romeo Void |
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actually, I would want to go out into the lobby of a reception and puke if "Once Twice" or whatever it's called was played. or any Lionel Ritchie, for that matter. Or anything by The Carpenters.
Red House by Hendrix would be bad for a lot of reasons, but mostly because it ends with him sleeping with his g.f.s sister.
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Fri Jun-13-08 11:43 AM
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51. 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover -- Paul Simon. |
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Fri Jun-13-08 11:45 AM
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52. I don't know the name, but the chorus is simply "I wanna fuck you in the ass" |
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Fri Jun-13-08 11:45 AM
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53. Eminen - You make me Puke |
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54. Another One Bites the Dust |
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Fri Jun-13-08 03:07 PM
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82. They played that at my sister's wedding |
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(At my request :evilgrin: )
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Fri Jun-13-08 11:51 AM
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57. "You Can't Always Get What You Want" |
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My college roommate and I were sitting at our friend Sue's wedding, and the organist was warming up, and we thought that's what she was playing. Or maybe we had just seen "The Big Chill" and it put that song in our head.
(Another friend insisted that I go to the holiday-weekend wedding with the admonition "Aw, come on, you have to go. Sue is only going to get married for the first time once." And of course Sue is happily married for the second time now .....)
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Fri Jun-13-08 05:31 PM
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96. More Stones: "Under My Thumb" |
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Fri Jun-13-08 12:00 PM
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62. Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl |
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Fri Jun-13-08 12:04 PM
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66. "Don't Fear the Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult |
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Regardess of how much cowbell is in it. Or "C'mon Fuck a Guy" by Chuggo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPeHk4WMWpYHowever, you can appropriately RickRoll people!
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Fri Jun-13-08 12:08 PM
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68. "She's Having My Baby..." |
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...probably not the best choice...
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Fri Jun-13-08 12:12 PM
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70. fuck the pain away by peaches |
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Fri Jun-13-08 12:22 PM
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72. "You're breaking my heart" by Harry Nilsson |
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You're breakin' my heart
You're tearin' it apart
So fuck you
All I want to do
Is have a good time
Now I'm blue
You wanna boogaloo
Run down to Tramps
Have a dance or two--ooh!
You're breaking my heart
You're tearin' it apart
But fuck you
You're breakin' my heart
You're tearin' it apart
Ooh!--ooh!--
You stepped on my ass
You're breaking my glasses too
You wanna drive my car
Buy a lot of stuff
I've had enough
Of you--ooh!
I'm goin' insane
There's no one to blame
So fuck you
You've gotta have your way
There's nothin' left to say
There's nothin' left to do--ooh!
You're breakin' my heart
You're tearin' it apart
So fuck you
You've gotta have your way
There's nothin' left to say
There's nothin' left to do--ooh!
You're breakin' my heart
You're tearin' it apart
But I love you
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Fri Jun-13-08 12:57 PM
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74. "Song for the Dumped" by Ben Folds Five |
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So you wanted to take a break? Slow it down some, and have some space? Well fuck you too! Give me my money back, give me my money back, you bitch. I want my money back. You fucking whore!
Wish I hadn't bought you dinner, right before you dumped me on your front porch. Give me my money back, give me my money back, you bitch. I want my money back. You fucking whore!
And don't forget to give me back my black T-Shirt.
So you wanted to take a break? Slow it down some, and have some space?
Give me my money back, Give me my money back, give me my money back, you bitch. I want my money back. I want my money back. I want my money back. I want my black T-Shirt. I want my black T-Shirt.
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Fri Jun-13-08 01:01 PM
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75. Happy for the Rest of Your Life by Jimmy Soul |
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Hey hey hey hey hey If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty women your wife Go for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty women your wife Go for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you
A pretty women makes her husband look small it very often causes a system fall As soon as he marrys her then she starts looking for things that will break his heart but if you make an ugly women your wife you'll be happy for the rest of your life An ugly women will put peals on that and she'll always give you a piece of that.
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty women your wife Go for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you
Don't let your friends tell you you have no taste go ahead and marry anyway Her face is ugly her eyes don't match take it from me shes a better catch
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty women your wife Go for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you
Dude 1:say man Dude 2:hey man Dude 1: I saw your wife the other day Dude 2: Yeah Dude 1: Yeah and Shes Ugly Dude 2: Yeah shes Ugly but she sure can cook baby. Dude 1: Yeah
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty women your wife Go for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty women your wife Go for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty women your wife Go for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you
(FADE) If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty women your wife Go for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you
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Fri Jun-13-08 01:04 PM
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76. Proud Mary/Leroy Brown/The Chicken Dance/The Macarena/Who let the dogs out |
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Married but not to each other - Barbara Mandrell He stopped loving her today - George Jones I gave my wedding dress away - Kitty wells Wicked games - Chris Isaak
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81. "you are so beautiful" when you can't keep a straight face |
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84. "Lonesome Day" by Bruce Springsteen. |
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Or "The Circle is Small" by Gordon Lightfoot.
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86. For that just so emotive tone |
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Pop: Tap's Big Bottom
Jazz: Armstrong's St James Infirmary Blues
Classical: Allegri's Miserere
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Fri Jun-13-08 04:52 PM
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Fri Jun-13-08 04:53 PM
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88. Why Dont We get Drunk and Screw the Bride |
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Fri Jun-13-08 05:04 PM
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89. "[I can't get no] Satisfaction" |
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In fact, I can think of several Stones songs that would be completely inappropriate. "Sympathy for the Deveil", anyone?
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Fri Jun-13-08 05:06 PM
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90. "You Give Love a Bad Name" |
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Or perhaps, "You're The One For Me, Fatty"
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Fri Jun-13-08 05:10 PM
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91. "Party on your Pussy" |
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Edited on Fri Jun-13-08 05:18 PM by otherlander
Riiiiiide the snaaaaake....
It is catchy, though... and it would be interesting to see people dancing to it. :evilgrin:
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Fri Jun-13-08 05:22 PM
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93. "Havin' My Baby"...? nt |
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Fri Jun-13-08 05:30 PM
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95. The Breakup Song - Greg Kihn |
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"They don't write 'em like that anymore..."
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Fri Jun-13-08 05:33 PM
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97. Jennifer by Pig Destroyer. |
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It'd be the shortest wedding in history. :rofl:
Jennifer wrestled her friend playfully to the ground in front of the snowcone stand and began licking at the girls eyeballs, as if they were sugar cubes. Their bodies convulsed and flailed with an almost seizure like intensity. At times their pale limbs seeming to shift back and forth from one torso to the other. A crowd gathered almost immediately to watch these two girls tie and untie their bodies like a pair of pit-vipers. They were confused, or concerned, or shocked, or aroused, or all of the above. But no-one dared interfere with the performance. Jennifer's long ashen hair hung down concealing the girls face like a curtain around a hospital bed. No one had any idea that the girls eyes were revolving under her ruby tongue. This is disgusting, it's pornography exclaimed a pasty slut white woman in a fur coat, vanilla ice-cream smeared across her double chin like a money shot. Counting a balding professor type in his mid-forties, his left hand stuffed crassly down the front of his pants No, no, no. This is beautiful, this is art.
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