Excuse Me!

[mainegreen]

:mad:
















Just doing my job, 'Mam.

[mainegreen]

1. Fuck off douchebag. n/t

[mainegreen]

2. What?

I think that's pretty uncalled for.

[mainegreen]

3. You would. n/t

[mainegreen]

5. Look, just because I disagreed with your opinion on weather or not tasers are funny...

doesn't give you the right to insult me.

[mainegreen]

6. First, learn to use the spell check.

Second, I don't care what you think about tasers.
It's not about the tasers.

[mainegreen]

8. Then what is it about?

If you have a problem with me you should just put me on ignore!

[mainegreen]

9. I don't do ignore.

I'm not a big fan of sticking my ears in my fingers and singing 'lalala' just to avoid the opinions of some fool like you.

[mainegreen]

10. Did you just say you're going to stick your *ears* in your *fingers*??!!!

Your ears?
In your fingers?

:rofl:

I may need spell check, but you need logic check.

Sadly, DU doesn't come with that.

[mainegreen]

11. What, no comeback?

Feeling stupid?

[mainegreen]

12. As if.

If you must know, I was cleaning up cat vomit.

[mainegreen]

13. Wait, time out.

Cat vomit?

I cant STAND cat vomit. 1200 square feet of hardwood floor, 20-40 square feet of carpet spread out in small rugs, and the damned cat ALWAYS manages to vomit on the carpet.

You know what I did? I started mixing cat grass in with kitty's cat food. Did this on and off, once every other day, and she's been fine. Really, she only hocks up a hairy nugget or two during the spring when she's shedding. Luckily, I figured out a way to get her vomiting down, or I think my wife was going to toss the cat out the window!

[mainegreen]

15. Are you serious? Catgrass?

That's it? Hell, I've got some growing out by the back porch.
If that's all it takes, well, that's good news, isn't it?



Wait....
why are you being helpful?

[mainegreen]

16. No man, not even my worst enemy should have to suffer cat vomit encrusted carpets.

No man.

[mainegreen]

18. True dat. n/t

[mainegreen]

19. So seriously, what is your problem with me?

Seriously?

I'd like to know. Is it something to do with the way I come across online? Is it something I posted?
Hell, do you just have a problem with my dry and low key humor?
Heck, I'm surprised that anyone here even recognizes me. I usually only post here and there.

:shrug:

[mainegreen]

20. Your PM.

I saw no reason why you would keep sending PMs insinuating that I was a troll.
Just so you know, KeepingItBlueSince92 forwarded your PM on to me. I have no doubt that you've been sending the same crap to other people on this board as well.
Simply because Obama wasn't my first choice, the fact that I'm from the same city as FreedomTrailNuggets, and I signed up the day she was tombstoned does not mean that I am in fact FreedomTrailNuggets. FreedomTrailNuggets was a damned Ron Paul supporter and Minuteman. Minutelady. Whatever, she was a nut. Not ONCE did I post a Ron Paul thread. There were no blimps, or sarcastic pictures of Hillary driving the Hindenburg post by me. As near as I can tell, your sole evidence is my sign up date and some weird inference between my vacation pictures taken in Del Rio, and an Minute Man rally that took place a WEEK before my vacation near there.

I've worked hard to make some friends here, and the fact that your PM'ing them that I am a troll, a Ron Paul nut, and somehow FreedomTrailNugget's sock puppet is bizarre and a little freaky.

So, is that clear enough for you?

[mainegreen]

21. I never sent you any PM's.

The last PM I sent was to asteroid2003QQ47 about how to format links in DU posts.

I think you need to check who sent you that PM again.

[mainegreen]

23. Umm.

I feel stupid.

The PM was from MainGreen. Not MaineGreen.

:blush:

Wow. I really feel stupid.

Um.

Sorry.

[mainegreen]

25. MainGreen?

MainGreen?

[mainegreen]

26. I'd said I'm sorry.

Wow.

No need to be snotty about it.

[mainegreen]

27. Next time don't act so smart, and you wont end up looking so stupid.

[mainegreen]

29. What? What is that? You stupid loungers.

Why the hell do you people think that somehow posting a picture you spent all of three seconds searching for on google images somehow makes your post 'cool' or 'hip'. It's unoriginal. All you're doing is ripping off some else's creativity, of poor quality usually, and passing it off as your own.

[mainegreen]

30. 'Hip'? *HIP*??!!!

:rofl:

Don't hurt yourself there grandpa.

Here, let me help you out.
This should help you get around the lounge:

[mainegreen]

31. Whatever.

The lounge is stupid.

Skinner should just get rid of it.

It doesn't really belong on a political discussion board anyway.

[mainegreen]

32. Don't let the door hit you on the way out buddy. n/t

[DS1]

4. Hey man, someone just called you a douchebag

Are you gonna sit there and take it?

[mainegreen]

7. I don't know what the hell his problem is.

I think the fucker's been drinking.

[Gormy Cuss]

14. No, that's not it

but thanks for playing.
:)

[mainegreen]

17. I know what his problem is.

Boredom.

And too much coffee.

:D

[hippywife]

22. Is someone missing

GD: P already? I'm thoroughly enjoying this exchange, tho. Cracking me up! :rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

24. Did you break wind?

:P

[Carnea]

28. Nice Multiple personality Hitler NT

[mainegreen]

33. **** AND THATS IT - GAME OVER ****

This thread has run it course.

Thanks for stopping by!