In my next life….

[NJmaverick]

I want to live my next life backwards!

* You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
* Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
* When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
* When you start work, you get a gold watch! on your first day.
* You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you’re too young to work.
* So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
* As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
* You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.
* In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
* You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
* Until finally…You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

[Kutjara]

1. It would definitely be a great life! One nitpicky thing, though:...

On the day you start work, they'd steal your gold watch. ;)

Also, I'm not sure I'd be too crazy about...er...uploading a load of poo once a day. Or having to vomit up all that food.

[Mojambo]

2. Well done!

Sign me up.

[Deja Q]

3. Yeah, but you'd hate Santa Claus...

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