Today I got a tract handed to me that said "You have five minutes to live"

[DS1]

and I said "Holy shit!" and ran into the nearest Starbucks.

It was one of those religious things of course, apparently I'm overstaying my 5 minutes.

[sniffa]

1. To use the bathroom, or for a latte?

:shrug:

[DS1]

2. Assumingly for a latte

I wanted to show him what was really important in life. I left out the side door. Didn't want a damn latte anyway.

[ulysses]

3. because you needed to spend four of those minutes in line.

;-)

[DS1]

5. By the looks of this non-elitist swine, he'd have no idea I'd be spending 80%

of my remaining minutes waiting for coffee

[ulysses]

7. should've said, "I'd better get busy!" and pulled out

a basting spoon.

[Fenris]

4. "Then I'm gonna come back and haunt your ass."

[DS1]

6. hahah

I'm gonna stand right here for 5 minutes, then I'm gonna come back and haunt your ass.