Only in GD could a LOLCookieMonster go completely ignored

[DS1]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3454165

[bicentennial_baby]

1. !

:rofl: I love it.

[DS1]

2. when I saw the words "simplistic codswallop" I knew something had to be done

:7

[AlCzervik]

5. you don't get to hear that phrase everyday.

i think that poster has made it part of her repertoire in her continuing lecture series.

[DS1]

6. hmm, okay

well, there's two more now

and I got to use "Ass-Fuckers Quarterly" in GD :woohoo:

[AlCzervik]

7. i just saw that.

:rofl:

[DS1]

8. see #22

and I'm leaving the computer for awhile

[AlCzervik]

9. i think i just peed a little.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

3. Pfftttt no one is paying any attention to it

:rofl:

:eyes:

[DS1]

4. thanks

I, for one, am having fun with this

[Shakespeare]

10. "aborto-murderer"

:rofl:

[DS1]

11. I guess "Abortion" passes the test

for allowable humor here.

*scratches a note*

Good thing nobody here has ever had to deal with it, because I'd sure hate to offend them with an off-color joke, which applied to them and only them, even when they were supposedly taking a break from DU.

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. Can't let it go, can you?

One call out after another.

Go get some fresh air. You'll feel better.

[DS1]

15. Yeah, that last part was a direct call out. I'm sorry, and it was uncalled for.

*big breath*

[LeftyFingerPop]

16. It's alright...and I really don't want to fight like this...

We had a disagreement.

Let's just let it go, ok?

[DS1]

17. It's a deal.

:shake:

[LeftyFingerPop]

18. Hand shake....

I will attempt to explain why I got so upset.

I was not trying to single you out. If you have followed my posts over the past year or so, you may have noticed that I tend to get upset whenever diseases are mocked or otherwise used as a vehicle for humor in a forum such as this. Being ill myself, I tend to be sensitive to this. It is tough on the internet when it comes to these types of things, because words are flat, and "joking" or "kidding" emotions are difficult to convey.

As fate would have it, it was indeed my cousin who passed away from the Parkinson's. He had suffered for many years with it, and he had many other health problems. He lived alone, and he choked while laying in bed. I had just read his obituary the day before, and I was still reeling from it when I expressed my objection to your post.

I want you to know that I was not targeting you and looking for something to complain about.

I regret that we got into a disagreement over this.

I'm having a bit of insomnia, and just woke up...will try to get back to bed soon.

Have a good night/morning DS1.

[DS1]

19. Read and understood. But of course, there's a "however"

I will knock diseases and cancers off my list to the best of my knowledge, with the exception of mental diseases such as necrophila, nympholepsy, cannibalism, nymphomania, beastiality, incest, loving scat porn, wide-stand having, pedophilia, fisting, and any other gender-inspecific porn jokes, pseudo-pedophilia. *

*this list is reasonable

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. Wait a minute....

I forgot to mention...he was a cannibal also...he couldn't help himself...runs in the family. :rofl:

[DS1]

21. No way

Not giving up cannibalism. ;)

[kath]

23. hey, it's not "bestiality", it's "inter-species erotica"!

haven't you seen Clerks 2?

[Shakespeare]

24. I should've mentioned...

...one of my cousins really DID have an abortion. :P

edited to add: this is NOT a callout, I'm just teasing DS1 a little. And the statement about my cousin is true. :7

[LeftyFingerPop]

25. Gee, we settled a dispute like 2 reasonable adults.

You trying to stir it again?

[Shakespeare]

26. Did you see my edit?

I'm not calling you or anybody else out. I'm just teasing DS1.

[LeftyFingerPop]

27. Ok. n/t

[galledgoblin]

12. ...*standing ovation*

I used to post fairly often on the World of Warcraft forum, so I have to stop myself from using obnoxious shorthand and lolcats in response to flamewars.

[Pierre.Suave]

14. and yet...

my replies go completely ignored...

:cry:

[kath]

22. OMFG. Is there a smilie for "rolling on floor laughing, peeing pants"

wow, that felt good (except for the peeing part)
Laughing is so therapeutic...