People with too much free time: The Lolcat Bible Translation Project

[Bucky]

Seriously, these people need to get out more.

From the book of Genesis:

An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet. An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.

An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen. An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz. An so teh threeth day jazzhands.

An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day. It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly. An Ceiling Cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day. An Ceiling Cat screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs. An tehy rulez day An night. Ceiling Cat sawed. Iz good. An so teh furth day w00t.

And then there's the problem of the first chapter of Matthew...

Salmon maded Boaz, Boaz maded Obed by umpsing Ruth, Obed maded Jesse and Jesse maded King David teh king. King David teh king maded Solomon by PENIS GO WHERE? sum chick that used to PENIS GO WHERE? wit Uriah. Lol, Uriah got pwned.