Charlie Sheen is only #2 on "Living Sex Legends' List"

[Maraya1969]

Sheen Only No. 2 on 'Living Sex Legends' List
The 'Two and a Half Men' star allegedly has 5,000 notches on his rapidly dwindling bedpost



Charlie Sheen has slept with a lot of women, enough for let's say, "Two and a Half Men."

The sitcom star lands on Maxim magazine's Top 10 "Living Sex Legends" list having allegedly done the deed with 5,000 women.


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Surprisingly, the top lothario isn't anyone rich or famous (until now) at all. The men's magazine claims that lowly Venetian hotel porter Umberto Billo has charmed 8,000 women to his bed. "They crossed oceans to see me," he boasts. While guest satisfaction is the randy Italian's trademark, his work ethic isn't. Maxim reports that he has been fired after getting it on took precedence over his paid duties.

"Sometimes he was too exhausted to carry the guests' luggage," says his ex-boss.

Nevertheless, he still can't touch the late Wilt Chamberlain's title: 20,000 women.

The full Top 10 list of "Living Sex Legends" follows:

10. Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones bassist) - 1,000
9. Earvin (Magic) Johnson (basketball star) - 1,000
8. Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead frontman) - 1,200
7. Jack Nicholson (actor) - 2,000
6. Ilie Nastase (tennis star) - 2,500
5. Engelbert Humperdinck (singer) - 3,000
4. Julio Iglesias (singer) - 3,000
3. Gene Simmons (Kiss frontman) - 4,600
2. Charlie Sheen (actor) - 5,000
1. Umberto Billo (Venetian hotel porter) - 8,000


http://www.zap2it.com/tv/news/zap-charliesheenmaximlivingsexlegends,0,5057260.story

[arcadian]

1. Those figures make my 587 look pawltry.

n't

[MrScorpio]

2. I prefer quality over quantity

More memorable that way

[DarkTirade]

5. My thoughts exactly.

Better to date one girl with a natural DD cup than a dozen with A cups.

:yoiks:

Seriously though, I'm with ya. :) Also I'd rather be in a relationship where you can learn more about your partner and make the sex better in the long run than waste my time experimenting with a different person every time.

[jobycom]

3. Somebody told a story about Wilt Chamberlain a couple years after he made that claim.

Some sportscaster, I've forgotten who, introduced Wilt by saying "between this man and me, we've slept with 20,002 women." Wilt walked past him and whispered "That number was two years ago." :rofl:

[devilgrrl]

4. Gee. I'm sure most of the men here are just green with envy...

:sarcasm:

Gosh guys, you must so feel like you're missing out on it all.

:sarcasm:

[graywarrior]

6. Gene Simmons?

Bllllaaaaaaarrrrggghhhhhhh!

[Maraya1969]

10. Isn't he in a reality series with his wife?

He does and it's with his wife


http://www.aetv.com/genesimmonsfamilyjewels/

[MrScorpio]

12. They're not married

That's his girlfriend and the mom of his kids. She is, however a Skinemax soft-core erotica actress

[Maraya1969]

14. Charlie Sheen got married again this past weekend. I don't think I'd go

with those odds if I wanted a man who wouldn't stray.

[flvegan]

7. I hope he's careful and gets checked out often.

No need to catch/spread any sort of disease. For me, that's not a record I'd like, but what consenting adults do, they do.

[SoxFan]

8. Bubba's not on the list?

"I did not have sexual relations with those 2,746 women"

[LeftyMom]

9. That's just nasty.

Who the fuck would want to sleep with somebody who probably won't even remember your name afterward

[DarkTirade]

22. I'm sure they'd remember your name afterwards...

for the next 20 minutes or so. :shrug:

[JVS]

26. *raises hand*

[Anarcho-Socialist]

11. bleugh!

That's nothing to be proud of at all.

[Bucky]

13. Why isn't Hefner on that list?

And I'm supposed to believe Jaggar hasn't broken into 4-digits?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

15. why am I supposed to believe any of this ??

:shrug:

but, you are probably right :D

[Deja Q]

16. If there's a Dead Sex Legends' List, wouldn't that be tantamount to necrophilia?

:scared:

[SarahB]

17. Lemmy?!

:puke:

Ok, most of that list. :puke:

[Reverend_Smitty]

19. c'mon you're saying you wouldn't want some of this?

:evilgrin: :hide:

[Reverend_Smitty]

18. I'm looking at this list...

and I'm not seeing a whole lot of lookers I mean Gene Simmons? Engelbert Humperdinck? Lemmy?!?

Man, some women have very low standards...I certainly wouldn't be proud to have "hit" any of those guys.

[no name no slogan]

20. Ah good, I beat him again.

nt

[WCGreen]

21. I fall somewhere between Charlie....

And Shriek from Saved by the Bell!!!!

Damn, I got game!!!!!!

[amitten]

23. And how exactly are these guys keeping score...?

I mean, do they mark each conquest down afterward in a little notebook or something?

I doubt any of these people have any idea of how many they've actually been with.

[arcadian]

24. publicist/agent

[Frank Cannon]

25. Umberto Billo #1? I thought Clay Aiken had that cinched!!

What kind of bullshit list is this?