I think I want to go find a cave in which to live out the rest of my days.

[KitchenWitch]

I am so tired of human beings right now.

[hippywife]

1. I can relate.

I feel like that off and on for weeks at a time. Especially when I'm at work and I can't seem to control my disdain for the place and the people when that's happening.

Sorry you're experiencing it, too. :hug:

[KitchenWitch]

2. It sucks

But I will get over it.

:hug:

Maybe I will finally run away and join the Circus.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. I would like to hide in a cabin in the woods.

I'd be that weird hermit lady that nobody bothers.

[Pierre.Suave]

6. You would be the female

Grizzly Adams...

Would that make you Grizzlet Adams?

:P

[csziggy]

26. Or would that be Grizzly Eve?

[Pierre.Suave]

36. Yeah

that would have been better...

[KitchenWitch]

12. Sounds refreshing.

[Pierre.Suave]

4. All of us?

:hug:

Life sucks sometimes, I know.

[KitchenWitch]

14. No, not really

but man, sometimes people are teh suck.

[BeachBaby]

5. Want a roommate?

I know I'm human and all, but I'll pay rent and bring beer. And I'll bring a radio so we can listen to baseball.

It's been a helluva week - and this week ain't lookin' much better. Or the week after that. And the one after that....

[KitchenWitch]

15. Yeah

Baseball!

:D

[TZ]

21. .......

:hug: :hug: :hug:
Check your PM tomorrow....:hi:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

7. Ayla, is that you?

obscure reference, sorry :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

8. lol

[Haole Girl]

9. Good luck with that...

I've been trying to ditch the rest of the human race
all my life! lol

:hug:

[KitchenWitch]

16. Yeah

I would miss my kids and my husband.

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. My dear KitchenWitch...

I hear you, sweetie...

Remember:

No matter where you go, there you are...

And all of us who love you, would miss you...:loveya: :hug:

[KitchenWitch]

17. I think I could use a little solitude for like 2 days.

:D

[yellowdogintexas]

58. I will help you pack the back pack. I can cook underground. nt

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

11. Is there a full moon?

I feel the same way - I was biting Mr. DTBK's head off a while ago over nothing. Hope you feel better soon!

[KitchenWitch]

18. I think we are coming close to a full moon

We were outside last night and it was almost full.

[yellowdogintexas]

56. yes it was and it was very pretty. I was at the Botanic Gardens when the moon

rose up over the trees and it was lovely. The fireworks were great, too.

Oh yeah, Brave Combo rocked too

[datasuspect]

13. i have a place on a mountaintop

i can lend you my eagle and serpent

[KitchenWitch]

19. Awesome!

[datasuspect]

38. i'm gonna settle down in a sleepy little town

and forget about everything.

[bigwillq]

20. There's bats in them caves.

Watch out now.

:hug:

[KitchenWitch]

22. the flying rodents do not scare me.

:D

[bigwillq]

I hear ya.

Keep your head up. :) :hug: Hopefully whatever is bugging you will pass soon enough.

:) :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

25. It will

I am just hyper-emotional right now.

[bigwillq]

29. Everyone deserves to be

once and awhile. :hug:

[TZ]

27. Not rodents!

Chiropterans!! Sorry..one of the professors I worked with in college was nick named "bat man" so you can guess why I'm all nerdy about that..He even had a real life "bat detector" which would pick up the inaudible portion of the bat echo location cries..it was way cool....

[KitchenWitch]

30. I defer to your education.

:D

I had no idea they were not rodents (but I am a chemistry geek - biology about killed me).

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. Where y'gonna find a cave with cable/satellite?

:shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

24. You are right.

Life would be unlivable without the Twins.

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. Uh...

Nah... I'd better not.



O8)

[KitchenWitch]

31. Smart man!

:D

O8)

[Oeditpus Rex]

34. Sometimes, even off the perfect feed, you don't take the shot

Because it just doesn't feel right. :)

[KitchenWitch]

35. Yeah

Just because it is on the tee, does not mean it is time to hit it out of the park.

[Oeditpus Rex]

37. You sure you're an AL fan?

:D

[KitchenWitch]

39. I am an NL fan who happens to be a fan of an AL team

:crazy:

:yoiks:

[Oeditpus Rex]

42. Must be rather like being a man trapped in a woman's body

Which brings us back to "twins" — but I digress.



:)

[KitchenWitch]

43. Yes, the cognitive dissonance really makes my head hurt at times.

Especially since the Twins have not had a "prototypical" DH since 1987

[Oeditpus Rex]

44. An old, fat dude who can't bend over to pick up a ground ball

or chase one in the air?

[KitchenWitch]

45. Yes, that, with the amazing ability to hit 36 homeruns in a season.

[Oeditpus Rex]

46. With a 22-ounce bat

:D

[KitchenWitch]

47. Made of maple so it shatters like a bunch of toothpicks and impales the pitcher

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

48. Oh, gawd

You hear the players actually had a meeting last week to figure out what to do about that?

[KitchenWitch]

49. I did

A clue here. It is not the maple, it is the fact that the handle of the bat is only about one inch in circumference.

[Oeditpus Rex]

52. That's something I don't understand

I get that a top-heavy bat puts more power on the ball, given the same bat speed, but it also sacrifices bat control.









Oh, wait — what was I thinking?? Nobody's talked about "bat control" since the '80s, because it doesn't have that much to do with homers. :eyes:

[NV Whino]

32. I looked into becoming a hermit once.

There was too much red tape involved.

I settled for being geographically undesirable.

[KitchenWitch]

33. Good plan

:think:

[leeroysphitz]

40. Can I come? I'll help clean up the cave and kill stuff to eat and stuff.

Plus I have a wicked cool mountain bike in case one of us gets hurt or sick so we could get to the hospital.

Also, since I know you are tired of people right now I could act like the wicked cool mountain bike and just sit there in the cave until you needed me like a rock or something, I don't mind. I'm used to that sort of thing.

I also have a cool first-aid kit from Walgreen's.


Thank you,


Brad.

[KitchenWitch]

41. This cave is getting awfully crowded

:silly:

:D

[leeroysphitz]

50. This may sound FORWARD but... KitchenWitch if you share your cave with me or

share my cave with me I PROMISE that we will be happier together as cave dwellers than Samuel Jackson could ever HOPE to be. We would be like the Prince and Princess of Central Park only in CAVES.

George Dawes Green and Judy Blume all in one. How could you hope to resist such a compelling offer?
Of course you could not.

PM me with your answer or grocery list.

Thank you,

Brad.

[DarkTirade]

51. Unfortunately a decent AI has yet to be perfected.

[texanwitch]

53. I have a strong hermit pull sometimes.

I hide in my loft, and lock the door.

I like people but sometimes I need to just be by myself, this weekend was rough.

I can't tell you how much I hated people during early voting in the primaries.

[krispos42]

54. Sounds like you and your local crazy cat lady need to swap for a week

She'll groom and brush your family and rub them behind the ears, and you can tell her cats how long you were in labor with them and to clean up their damn rooms!

:crazy:

[sasquatch]

55. Don't tell Midlo, she'll come after you for being homeless

[yellowdogintexas]

57. I have days in which I want to hide out in a cave as well. For one thing

I breathe better in a cave.

May I suggest, however that you choose a cave with a warm year round temperature. In Kentucky, most caves are 54 degrees year round which can get a bit cool.

I would suggest as far south as you can go. Cave will still feel cooler than outdoors.

Although, after about 15 or 20 hours underground, I am usually quite ready to come back out again.