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Mon Jun-16-08 12:07 AM
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| So, the END OF THE WORLD is coming tommorow! |
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at 5:01 PM in California the gays will be able to marry legally. Next thing you know, the gays will be flocking here like it was Mecca and getting all married up and destroying America as we know it.
Everyone I know is thnking about turning gay!
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| Lil Missy
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Mon Jun-16-08 12:21 AM
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| 1. OMG! Marriage as we know it will be destroyed! |
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Straight people will be wandering elsewhere! They will suddenly become Gay!!!
Married men will be fucking other men, and married women will be fucking women! OMG! It's contagious!
:wow: :wow: :wow:
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| khashka
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Mon Jun-16-08 12:35 AM
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| 2. Used to have a funny satire about that |
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"How gay marriage destroyed my family"
Her husband divorces her and runs off with another man, her son becomes a drug addict, her daughter a teenage prostitute. All because of gay marriage.
Khash.
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| Orrex
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Mon Jun-16-08 12:42 AM
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| 3. Maybe this isn't the place for this question, since we're discussing the apocalypse, but... |
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How will those evil gay marriages be treated by all the non-evil states, like my own heterolegal Pennsylvania? Will those states be required to recognize same-sex marriages, per that pesky lil' document from 1787? Or will they be able to enact some quick legislation to opt out of the 21st century?
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| krispos42
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Mon Jun-16-08 12:44 AM
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Shit, it's been a busy 10 years, hasn't it?
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| pokerfan
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Mon Jun-16-08 01:00 AM
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| 5. Well, we already dodged 12 June 2008 |
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Mon Jun-16-08 01:15 AM
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| 6. I've been giving serious consideration to turning gay |
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and marrying a lesbian.
If you're gonna fuck up the sanctity of marriage, fuck it WAY up.
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| Bennyboy
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Mon Jun-16-08 09:27 AM
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Mon Jun-16-08 09:29 AM
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| 8. I thought it already ended when Massachusetts allowed gay marriage? |
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and before that when Vermont allowed civil unions?
I'm confused, how many times can the world end?
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| Bennyboy
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Mon Jun-16-08 09:42 AM
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| 9. 47 more..we gotta nip this in the bud! |
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next thing you know, the LeBaron convertible will become the best selling car in the US!
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