Anyone know an alternative to a coffee grinder?

[HEyHEY]

I accidentally bought whole beans and have no grinder.... AND I WANT A FUCKING COFFEE

[JVS]

1. The good Lord gave you teeth.

[Phillycat]

Spice grinder?

Blender?

[HEyHEY]

3. hmm... I wonder

[KitchenWitch]

2. Do you have a food processor?

[HEyHEY]

5. nope, none of that stuff... I think I'm gonna be stuck to a pillow case and hammer

cept I don't have a hammer :-(

[KitchenWitch]

8. Dip the beans in chocolate ganache and eat them whole!

:9

[HEyHEY]

10. ahh, yes, plan B

Actually the lime squeezer sems to be doing the trick.

[DS1]

4. I've crushed beans between two spoons in the past

desperate times...

[HEyHEY]

6. how long does that take?

[DS1]

9. forgot

[MrScorpio]

7. Bertha Butt Boogie?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyhGUHrkJyU

[My Good Babushka]

11. Pillowcase and meat tenderizer. nt

[HEyHEY]

12. that's what I was expecting... but now the lime squezer and ladle seem to work

[kentauros]

13. If you don't have a hammer

then the pillowcase and your feet (with heavy shoes on) should work. You'll crush more at once that way :D

[Robb]

14. I've done it with a blender from time to time

For the same reasons. Don't do more than a half-cup or so at a time and it works well enough.

[Chan790]

15. Where did you buy whole beans?

I've never seen a whole-bean retailer who didn't offer the use of a grinder. There is a article somewhere in my house about a coffee addict who awoke to find his electricity out so he ground his coffee with the sole of a dress shoe and brewed it in a French Press with water from the bleed valve on his water heater.

Be happy you are not him.

[HEyHEY]

16. just at the drug store

[TreasonousBastard]

17. Plastic bag and a rolling pin, 'cause I doubt you got...

a mortar and pestle.

(If you don't have a rolling pin , a small rock will do.)

[timtom]

18. After coffee grinders age and lose their sex appeal

they become tea bags.

Uh! Oh! Here come the PC Police...

[CreekDog]

19. hammer?

:dilemma:

[sniffa]

20. Starbucks

[poliscifanboy]

21. Just buy a little grinder

I always grind fresh beans for my coffee, its so much better!

[cabbage08]

22. I'd go with the blender