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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 11:48 AM Original message |
Musician jokes thread |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
1. What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians all the time? |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 11:51 AM Response to Original message |
2. What's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza? |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
3. Did you hear about the drummer that locked his keys in his car? |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 11:55 AM Response to Original message |
4. How many sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:01 PM Response to Reply #4 |
15. How do you put a twinkle in a Soprano's Eyes? |
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GAspnes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:39 PM Response to Reply #4 |
37. How many altos to change a lightbulb? |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 11:55 AM Response to Original message |
5. How can you tell if a drummer is well hung? |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 11:56 AM Response to Original message |
6. How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? |
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BlueEyedSon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 11:59 AM Response to Original message |
7. Didja hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car? |
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BlueEyedSon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 11:59 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Damn, you gotta be FAST in here! |
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rusty charly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 11:59 AM Response to Original message |
8. How to Cook a Conductor |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:00 PM Response to Original message |
10. Why are orchestra intermissions only 20 minutes? |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:00 PM Response to Reply #10 |
13. I am a drummer... |
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bobthedrummer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:55 PM Response to Reply #13 |
40. Baby I'm amazed... |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:00 PM Response to Original message |
11. What's the difference between a saxophone... |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:02 PM Response to Reply #11 |
18. Hey! Not true! |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:00 PM Response to Original message |
12. I play Trumpet (and there's some truth to these) |
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Mr_Scarecrow (228 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:01 PM Response to Original message |
14. How many guitar players does it take to change a ligthbulb? |
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BlueEyedSon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:01 PM Response to Original message |
16. What's the difference between a dead trombonist laying in the road |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:02 PM Response to Original message |
17. Did you hear about the drummer who got into college? |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:05 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. Hey now! |
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BlueEyedSon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:05 PM Response to Original message |
20. How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughan tune ? |
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Az (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:06 PM Response to Original message |
21. Whats the difference between a violin and a viola |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:07 PM Response to Original message |
22. What happens when you spill beer in a drum machine? |
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Az (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:07 PM Response to Original message |
23. Whats the difference between a violin and a trampolene |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:08 PM Response to Original message |
24. A man dies and goes to heaven |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:09 PM Response to Original message |
25. What's the difference between an oboe and a bassoon? |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:10 PM Response to Original message |
26. What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common? |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 03:37 PM Response to Reply #26 |
59. LOL, that's a great one (nt) |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:15 PM Response to Original message |
27. how do you get two guitar player to play in unison? |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:16 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. Damn |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:19 PM Response to Reply #28 |
31. you snooze you lose, I got a trumper joke right heyah. |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:16 PM Response to Original message |
29. How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone? |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:17 PM Response to Original message |
30. what's the difference between a drummer and an onion? |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
32. how can you tell if the stage is level? |
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Snow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:28 PM Response to Original message |
33. What do you call two oboes playing together? |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:35 PM Response to Original message |
34. how do you get a guitar player to turn down the volume? |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:37 PM Response to Reply #34 |
36. why are all guitarist jokes one liners? |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:37 PM Response to Original message |
35. Definition of a minor 2nd? |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:41 PM Response to Original message |
38. What's the difference between a musician and an investment bond? |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 12:45 PM Response to Reply #38 |
39. Those are great, mac56 |
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ruidounion (11 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 01:03 PM Response to Original message |
41. Johnny says to his mom: I want to be a drummer when I grow up! |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 01:09 PM Response to Original message |
42. How do you wind up with a million dollars as a jazz impressario? |
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BarbaRosa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 01:12 PM Response to Original message |
43. How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb |
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Bridget Burke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 01:22 PM Response to Original message |
44. Define perfect pitch |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 02:02 PM Response to Original message |
45. An oldie |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 02:02 PM Response to Original message |
46. The oboe |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 02:03 PM Response to Original message |
47. Tuba or not tuba |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 02:03 PM Response to Original message |
48. Organists do it with their feet |
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Streetdoc270 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
49. What chord do you get when you push a Piano down a mine shaft? |
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MiddleRiverRefugee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 02:45 PM Response to Original message |
50. How can you tell if a bass player is extroverted? |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 04:00 PM Response to Reply #50 |
61. snicker |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 02:45 PM Response to Original message |
51. What six words are NEVER heard at a bluegrass festival? |
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stopbush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 02:59 PM Response to Original message |
52. 1) How many sax players does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 03:01 PM Response to Original message |
53. What did the drummer get on his IQ test? |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 03:08 PM Response to Original message |
54. Why do conductors wear turtlenecks? |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 03:09 PM Response to Original message |
55. Guy goes to the doctor |
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southpaw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 03:14 PM Response to Original message |
56. How do you make a drummer's car more aerodynamic? |
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Ramsey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 03:34 PM Response to Original message |
57. Always worse when drums stop |
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stopbush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 03:36 PM Response to Reply #57 |
58. I've heard the punchline as |
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Tims (544 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
60. How can you tell if a drummer's knocking at your door? |
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geniph (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
62. Bagpiper jokes |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 05:09 PM Response to Original message |
63. What does a stripper do with her asshole before going to work? |
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( posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-20-04 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
64. An accordion player leaves his accordion in his car |
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