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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-16-08 03:30 PM
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Pretty good joke...
A guy is marooned on an island with nothing but a dog and a sheep for company.

After a few months the sheep begins to look good to the man, but every time he makes a move towards the sheep the dog growls.

One day a beautiful, voluptuous young women, the victim of a sinking ship, washes up on shore.

At first the young women is cold towards the man, but after a few months the man begins to look good to her.

One day she says to the man "is there anything I could do for you?" and the man says "can you take the dog for a walk?"
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-16-08 03:35 PM
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1. There it is,
There it most definitely is.
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-16-08 04:48 PM
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2. Corollary joke....
A young single guy finds himself stranded on a deserted island.
As he washes ashore, he sees a women passed out in the sand.
Able to perform CPR on her, he saves her life. Suddenly, he
realizes that the woman is Cindy Crawford.

Immediately, Cindy falls in love with the man. Days and weeks
go by, and they're making passionate love morning, noon and night.
True Heaven on earth in the man's eyes.

Alas, one day she notices he's looking kind of glum. "What's
the matter, sweetheart?" she asks. "We have a wonderful life
together and I'm in love with you. Is there something wrong?
Is there anything I can do?"

He says, "Actually, Cindy, there is. Would you mind, putting
on my shirt and pants?"

"Sure," she says, "if it'll help." He takes off his shirt and
pants and she puts it on.

"Okay, would you put on my hat now, and draw a little mustache
on your face?" he asks.

"Whatever you want, sweetie," she says, and does so.

Then he says, "Now, would you start walking around the edge of
the island?"

She starts walking around the perimeter of the island. He
sets off in the other direction. They meet up half way around
the island a few minutes later. He rushes up to her, grabs her
by the shoulders, and says, "Dude! Guess what! I'm banging
Cindy Crawford!"
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 08:53 AM
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3. Yeah, that's a classic!
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