huskerlaw
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:02 PM
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It's 5:02 in California... |
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tell me, straight married people, how many of your marriages have collapsed in the past minute and 30 seconds??
And California? :loveya: :woohoo:
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:04 PM
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1. I feel even more divorced than I did five minutes ago. |
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I'm sure The Gays are to blame.
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huskerlaw
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:06 PM
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I think this whole thing was secretly supported by divorce lawyers.
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:06 PM
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3. I am leaving my husband, will you marry me? |
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:09 PM
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Turns out Teh Gay IS contagious!
I do feel bad about your marriage though. Poor thing never stood a chance against TEH AGENDA.
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:30 PM
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14. LOL - which conversion prize do you want? The toaster or the panini grill? |
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:37 PM
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OOOOOH, I love TEH GAY Conversion Prizes!
:woohoo:
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:44 PM
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28. I was going to hold out for the plasma TV |
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but I am thinking I may get the espresso machine!
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huskerlaw
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:48 PM
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30. Oh wait, what?? A plasma TV?! |
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I need the whole "So You Caught Teh Gay? Here's Your Prize" catalog!
I don't want to settle for some crappy Panini grill if I can get a Sony Bravia, damn it!
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:49 PM
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32. They have not started offering the plasma TV yet. |
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But I have heard rumors...
:D
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huskerlaw
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:53 PM
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they're waiting to see how successful this gay-marriage-turns-everyone-gay plot is before they offer the plasma TV. That must be their back-up plan!
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:16 PM
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I was thinking about this earlier.
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huskerlaw
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:18 PM
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it could take a few hours to get to Texas. ;)
In all seriousness, I honestly hope this is a tide-turning event.
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:30 PM
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How can anyone think that gay marriage somehow disturbs the fabric of society? Shouldn't everyone get to unite with the one they love (if they want to) and the rights that accompany that act?
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huskerlaw
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:32 PM
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15. Seems blantantly obvious to us, yes |
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of course they should be able too.
Unfortunately, I know many people for whom it is not so obvious. I don't understand them. I don't WANT to understand them. But I hold out hope that someday (hopefully soon), their opinions won't matter anymore.
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:23 PM
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7. OMG!!1! I feel the rumbles and waves of Peviness and Immorality |
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seeping up over the border from Cali-SodomandGomorrah-fornia!!!1!1!
What will we tell Teh Chiiiiiildren???!/1?!
:scared:
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:26 PM
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8. You're about to be Californicated!! |
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RUUUUUNNNNNN!!! Head for Idaho, quick! You should be safe there!! :rofl:
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:26 PM
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9. I hear Utah is a good place for escaping teh gay! |
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:27 PM
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10. My MOMS are going to feel it tomorrow though when they are legally married!! |
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:33 PM
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To you and your Moms. May tomorrow be everything they've dreamed of.
:hug:
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:27 PM
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11. I think "teh gay" is even messing with our weather all the way out on the east coast! |
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I was driving home from class and it was both *raining* and *sunny* all at the same time!!!11!!! Too bad I didn't see a rainbow then I would have *known* it was a sign :P
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:34 PM
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Rainbow-inducing weather on the EAST COAST?! It's spreading faster than we thought! Save the children! Hurry!!!
:P
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:28 PM
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12. I've never been married... |
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Edited on Mon Jun-16-08 07:29 PM by primate1
But I can already sense the impending collapse of any possible marriage the distant future might hold.
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huskerlaw
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:35 PM
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I had hoped to someday get married in a state which still hold my union sacred and refuses to acknowledge the basic human rights of a large portion of society. Alas, my dreams are shattered.
Unless I move to Utah.
I really hope this isn't necessary, but... :sarcasm:
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:49 PM
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33. Shit, I'm Canadian, my future marriage was ruined a few years ago. |
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:33 PM
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17. This just in! Freak fiery hail and brimstone raining from sky! |
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But first, let's look in on important news: Brittney Spears has a hangnail!
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:36 PM
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Edited on Mon Jun-16-08 07:37 PM by huskerlaw
Geez, for a minute there, we all lost track of the important things in life. Poor Britney!!! Thankfully she (and her hangnail) are safe and secure in Nevada...away from the spreading GAY.
Now go protect yourself from the fiery hail and brimstone!!!
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:37 PM
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I'd like to see divorce statistics since Massachusetts led the way four years ago.
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huskerlaw
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:39 PM
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23. I would too, actually |
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Would be nice to throw some stats in a few faces, yes?
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:43 PM
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I love beating people over the head with the cold, hard facts they'd rather ignore. :D
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:40 PM
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24. I have suddenly developed a strange urge... |
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...to marry my cat. I understand this is linked with gay marriage in some undefinable, yet absolutely scientifically proven, way.
I also feel that the sanctity of marriage has been defiled. So does my wife. My mistress agrees.
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huskerlaw
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:42 PM
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until you start lusting after a box turtle. Then, you need to worry.
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:44 PM
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27. That's the benchmark? |
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Thanks for the info, that's good to know. I don't wanna be no preevert or nothin'.
They do have nice shells, though...
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:46 PM
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29. Geez, we may need to deprogram LaraMN |
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She has been pining for a box turtle for MONTHS!
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huskerlaw
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:49 PM
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You're right! She was even going to lie to her husband about it!
...and Teh Gay Agenda kills another marriage... :cry:
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:50 PM
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I dunno!
My 43 year old marriage suddenly feels very teetery...:scared:
Have I caught ...the gay???
:rofl: :rofl:
:hi:
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:51 PM
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Or woman (the choice is now yours, after all)...
Your poor marriage! Won't somebody think of the straight people for once?!
I think you need to whip out the plastic sheeting and duct tape that you bought to save yourselves from teh terra-ists. Maybe that would fed off Teh Gay!
:rofl:
:hug:
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:55 PM
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37. You've gone and done it now, California. |
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It even feels cold here in Texas.
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:56 PM
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I thought hell was supposed to freeze over!
Oh wait, you're in Austin. Might want to check the forecast in Houston...could be calling for ice storms tonight...
:P
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:57 PM
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41. Well, the air temperature is in the upper 90s. |
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I'm sure the cold from Hell will work its way to the surface eventually. :D
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:56 PM
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39. still married but i'm thinking about getting a divorce just so i can blame it on gay marriage. |
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Mon Jun-16-08 07:57 PM
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you could get tons of sympathy from the Freepers that way.
That is, if you want sympathy from Freepers... :scared:
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