If you bottled wine, what would you call it?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

http://www.xpressfill.com/index.html?gclid=CLOr9aHd-5MCFQhzHgodRhsrWw

Fat Bastard is already taken :D

[Chan790]

1. Foote Road Winery n/m

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. The "e" at the end adds that special touch of sophistication..

don't you think ;) :D

[Chan790]

12. It's actually the name of a road by where I live too.

I had it picked out years ago because it was just too punny of a name for a wine label. Foote Road...foot-rode...feet-pressed wine!!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

13. it is perfect !!

For those with Savoir-faire and seeking the natural, home made goodness of the genuine flavor of a grape stomped with loving feet! Cheers!

[MrCoffee]

2. Undrinkable Swill

That way, no one gets surprised.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

7. There is something to be said for honesty in advertising.

Your adoring public is truly appreciative, thanks!

[montanto]

3. Crap

And then I'd go buy a bottle of anything red from Dry Creek California.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. hmm...I detect a very heavy body and the aroma is ---earthy

to say the least :D

[RadiationTherapy]

4. I would still call it wine. nt.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. would you x-ray it

to make sure :D

[redqueen]

6. Blind Lemon Chicken's Velvet Love Supreme

That's mine, don't copy it.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

11. and DAMN ...that's a GOOD one!! --

very tart aftertaste :D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. fat bastard is really good wine as is cats phee.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

14. agreed ...

with a name like that, it HAS to be good :D

[Tommy_Carcetti]

15. Bottled wine?

Just a guess.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

17. Simply put, a very understated red with a wry sense of humor. --

Best served cold, like revenge :D

[MrScorpio]

16. Chateau Christophe DuMaurier

Just made it up

[Tuesday Afternoon]

18. ahh...Elegant, with an air of mystery

fun to imbibe while enjoying the literary work of one Daphne DuMaurier :D

[JVS]

19. Ripple

[Tuesday Afternoon]

21. mixed with champagne and shared with Fred Sanford,

one will find the rueful and hilarious experience of Champipple :D

[arcadian]

20. Chateaux Le Pig Sweat & Mucous

No cork, twist off.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

23. for a true, down on the farm experience! Perfect for hayrides and

Harvests :D

[skygazer]

22. Skygazer's Bootleg Supreme

:hi:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

24. a sly wine with a hint of defiance thrown in for good measure ..

don't get caught bringing a knife to this gunfight of a bodaciouas, slightly dnagerous wine!

[skygazer]

25. Oooh, I like that!

You are hereby hired as my PR firm. :hi:

[My Good Babushka]

26. Purple Drank. nt.

[MrCoffee]

29. Awe to the some.

[AccessGranted]

63. Very funny

Good one.

[hobbit709]

27. Chateau de Smog

That's what I called the winery that used to be on U.S.183 here in Austin.

[redwitch]

28. Witch's Brew

:-)


Miles Davis fan here.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

41. me likey ...

I am naming my beer: Bitches Brew :toast:

[mainegreen]

30. Chuggo, obviously. n/t

[Tuesday Afternoon]

40. This is a bravado braggard of a wine ...enjoyed by Bluto on those

nights when Popeye was out with Olive Oyl :D

[Name removed]

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[DarkTirade]

32. Unfortunately the best name ever has been taken...

[Tuesday Afternoon]

39. OMG !! perfection has been attained !!

and WTF happened just above your post??

[DarkTirade]

58. Don't ask me, that was there when I got here.

Probably somebody tried a crude name and one of the mods decided it crossed the line. :shrug:

[AccessGranted]

33. Three Sheets Or Maybe

Truth Serum

[Tuesday Afternoon]

38. Three Sheets...for those nights when one is feeling decadent and

slightly dangerous :D

Truth Serum...serve in the dire emergency of getting to the bottom of the matter!

[AccessGranted]

46. Yup

Well actually my mother used to say, when somebody was drunk, that they were "three sheets" to the wind. Don't know how decadent that is, but wine will definitely reveal the truth.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

34. What in the hell could have been said in this silly thread that

had to be deleted? Damn it !! I go to work and miss all the fun around here x(


edited out the cat's contribution to this post. katz spel funnie :D

[Elidor]

35. A Suffusion of Yellow

[Tuesday Afternoon]

36. a very mellow chardonnay, serve with only the best herb possible

and take the rest of the day off :D

[Elidor]

43. This thread is made of win

And so is your usename. :)

I'm just beginning to see
Now I'm on my way
It doesn't matter to me
Chasing the clouds away...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPLWBhNW3FM

[Tuesday Afternoon]

44. "high" praise indeed -

kind sir, thankyou.

[Danger Mouse]

37. Piss.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

42. for those who prefer

to drink alone.

[Danger Mouse]

45. i admit that my idea is already taken, but they call it 'Thunderbird'

[Tuesday Afternoon]

50. serve while flying down the highway

in a thrilling drag race competing with a '73 Plymouth Road Runner and a '69 GTO.

Wait for the wicked, wayward to drop her scarf before burning rubber.

[merh]

47. Well, Royal Bitch is taken

So if I were to "bottle" wine, I would have to name it "Box-o-wine" - just cause (and it would have a cork and not a screw top and everything).

[Tuesday Afternoon]

48. heehee --

Midlodemocrat?? is that you?

love the smilie, too :D

[merh]

49. LOL

Midlo inspired me! :silly:

[Fox Mulder]

51. I like the name "Ménage à trois"

but it's already taken. I love that stuff. It's like there's a threesome in my mouth. :D

[Tuesday Afternoon]

52. haha --

its a party for the mouth! Bring a friend!

[Monk06]

55. I had one of those once. It was fruity with a slightly tart but strong finish.

[colinmom71]

56. I also liked one I saw called "Mommy's Time Out"...

It was a Pinot Grigio I think... Funnily enough, it was sitting just a bottle or two down from the "Menage a Trois" at my local Kroger! :D

[NewEnglandGirl]

60. Meritage a trois

would work. And probably not taken. ;-)

[sasquatch]

53. The Anti-Midlo!

:rofl:

[Monk06]

54. Chateau Chunder. This is not a wine for savoring this is a wine for lying down and avoiding.

[In_The_Wind]

57. Nectar

cause there's nothing better

[Generic Brad]

59. Generic Red

That should attract the masses.

[OmahaBlueDog]

61. Conception

It's both a name and a warning about a very real potential side effect

[badgerpup]

62. Lessee....

I DO make wine, so I put on the label Chateau Deux Chat Noir because I had two black cats...then it changed to Chateau Trois Chat Noir for obvious reasons.

I've got Creeping Cat* syndrome, however, so I don't know what to call my wines anymore. :crazy:


*Creeping Cat syndrome...the number of cats just keeps creeping up...

[Heidi]

64. I think "Glug" would be a great brand name for a wine.

:hi: