I think I just got asked out on a date

[MrCoffee]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'm an old married guy! What the hell?! Of course, it's been so long since I went on a date with someone not named MrsCoffee, I may be completely wrong.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Parche]

1. Was It Juan Valdez?

Bean there done that?

[MrCoffee]

2. Juan and I are old friends.

His burro, on the other hand...

[Parche]

3. Ride His Hee-Haw?

:woohoo: :woohoo:

:hi:

[MrCoffee]

4. You, Sir, are a stone freak.

:patriot: :applause: :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Mrs. Olson

Or maybe...


"They don't want it anymore, Dr. Gunderson!"

"Don't want what, child?"

"My coffee! The warden says he's tired of my coffee!"

"It's ban pretty clear dat your coffee don't got Zest Appeal."

"Zest Appeal? What's that?"

"I don't know."

"Ohhhhh..." :cry:

"Dat's the secret ingredient in Ersatz Brothers Coffee, ya! Look here: a blend of the finest Brazilian soya beans, Chilean chicory nuts and Spanish flies! Here, take this can home with you, Katie."

The next morning...

"More coffee, warden?"

(bed springs squeak repeatedly)

"No... I think I've had enough!"

Ersatz Brothers Coffee — the Real One! Look for the can in the plain brown can!

[AccessGranted]

5. Be Flattered And Enjoy

You da man! Don't tell wifey. Just enjoy your moment of hotness. Hehe!

[BlueJazz]

6. Did she look like this >>

[Chan790]

16. I have a new-found appreciation for Kristin Davis.

She always seemed very "girl next door" and real in interviews. Now...it seems she's pretty too. Who knew? :shrug:

[flvegan]

7. So did you say "yes" ?

:popcorn:

[MrCoffee]

11. I stood there with a confused and frightened expression until the elevator door closed.

I think it worked.

[redqueen]

17. ...

:rofl:

Pefect!

[redqueen]

8. Yes!

I'm so glad more women are taking the iniative. :)

And why are you laughing?

[MrCoffee]

10. I'm laughing because I'm married...

and I support women doing the asking. I went out with a girl who asked me out once. She turned out to be a nutjob, but I was impressed by her asking me out.

[redqueen]

12. Oh I thought maybe she asked in a funny way.

I'm glad you find being married so happiness-inducing. That is so damn refreshing! :D

[MrCoffee]

14. I like being married.

I like having the hot girl in the file room notice me, but I like being married more. :rofl:

[AlCzervik]

9. what did she say that gives that impression?

"Here's your coffee sir, have a nice day"? c'mon, details, give them.

[MrCoffee]

13. I think she was asking me to get a drink with her after work...

I was on the elevator, she was in the hall, and I might have misheard her. I just sort of stood there and looked as dumb as I possibly can (which is pretty damn close to imbecilic) until the doors closed.

[AlCzervik]

15. poor girl, if that's what she asked and you said nothing she's probably

totally embarrassed. "like omg i can't believe her just stood there and said nothing!" That's not your fault though.

[MrCoffee]

18. Oh thanks. Now what am I supposed to do?

I think I'll just go ahead and feel awkward every time I see her. That little tactic has served me well in the past.

[AlCzervik]

19. i keed, i keed! It's not your fault you couldn't hear her.

plus she might have been asking you something else like, "Where do you work?"