Crazy dream thread.

[ronnykmarshall]

OK, I'll start with last nights doozy.

I was at a Peter, Paul & Mary concert. They looked like they did the 1960's. At the end of the concert, instead of an encore they brought out a special guest, Tammy Wynette. But I was Tammy Wynette. I/Tammy sang "D-I-V-O-R-C-E" and then some new song. As I/Tammy was talking the crowd was chanting "Stand By Your Man! Stand By Your Man!" which of course I/Tammy launched into. As I/Tammy was singing I/Tammy brought out some more special guest. On to the stage came Judy Collins, Winona Judd and Barbra Streisand. Barbra was taking pictures with one of those old Kodak Instamatic cameras with the flash cube. PP&M were mixing martinis and passing them out to all of us. I/Tammy walked over to Judy Collins (who had a drink in one had and a cigarette in the other) put the mic to her and let her sing a few lines. For those of you that know Judy Collins, imagine that beautiful high voice singing "Stand By Your Man". Winona and I/Tammy gave it our country diva best and belted out a few lines while Barbra snapped more pics. Finally, with PP&M singing back-up I/Tammy got Barbra to sing a few lines. Babs belts it out and added a little zinger at the end. In her trade mark Jewish girl from NYC voice she asked the question "Cuz, after all he's just a man? Ohe!"

Thunderous ovation. End of dream.

[Skittles]

1. it's always about sex

you want to boink Peter, Paul and Mary. In that order. :7

[Kamika]

2. Well I've told this one like twice already but here goes

Me and Garfield breaks into our neighbours home and checks it out.. after awhile Garfield lays down in their bed and starts sleeping, I start to scream, I mean REALLY scream, that we HAVE to leave, I scream that in like panic for like 5 mins, after awhileI decide to leave without him because all he wants to do is sleep there, so I leave one window open for him later on and leaves.

[geniph]

3. I had a frigging TABLOID dream last night

which is VERY weird, because I've never read a tabloid - other than the cover - in my life. It's probably because of the recent scandals with coaches molesting female athletes. Anyway, I had this really detailed dream about this high school coach who romanced one of his students, and married her the day she turned 18 (before she graduated, and without her parents' knowledge). He then took her to Canada for "vacation" and she was found bludgeoned to death a couple weeks later. The rest of the dream was all tabloidy shots of him on the covers of the various tabs, being talked about on the evening news, etc. It was really horrid.

It'd definitely be the hot news topic for days if it happened, since she was a pretty blonde girl. I'm surprised the BFEE hasn't staged it already to distract everyone from the messes they're making.