I'm a deprogrammer for Southpawkicker's cult.......

[Darth_Kitten]

we need to stage an intervention. :evilgrin:

[lost-in-nj]

1. huh???

you are evil

you DO NOT BELONG

YOU ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



lost

[Darth_Kitten]

2. The first step in getting better is admitting you have a problem.

Remember, I'm the professional here. :)

[SPKrazy]

8. good to know you can admit you have a problem

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

3. no, we will stop this

with lawyers

and shit like that :P

[elshiva]

4. SPK accepts me for who I am.

[SPKrazy]

7. That dark tirade

he is just up to no good

:grr:

[elshiva]

9. O, Fearless Leader SPK. What shall I believe?

:shrug:

[crim son]

5. But I cannot live without my daily pawpicker!

No, I'm not joking!

[SPKrazy]

6. that's right!

:D

:hug:

[crim son]

10. You think I'm joking.

You are my... rod? My staff?

This doesn't sound right... :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

11. I am your guiding light in the darkness

your arrow of truthiness

your, great leader of all things great and greater!

I am Pawpicker!!!:rofl:

[elshiva]

12. Dear SPK can you do anything?

[SPKrazy]

34. Everything!

:D

[elshiva]

36. O Great SPK, please get me a date with this person:

[crim son]

13. See, I just choked on my own snot!

:rofl:

But pawpicker, I am suffering from a collapse of my own! SA has rejected me again... I think he's getting stoned with his lover... and there is nobody to turn to!...

jeebus, and it's only 11:37 Call me so I can talk your ear off!

Okay, don't. But convince somebody to call me to relieve the tension. My daughter dropped a bomb and I am all a-flutter. I'd talk to the bf but he has problems of his own.

Meh. Wanna dance?

[SPKrazy]

35. Awww the Master of last resort

:rofl: choked on your own snot

also your own baked beans :P

then ate your curried rice

Let's dance!!!

[Inchworm]

14. who do I gotta screw...

to get a position in this event?

:D

[elshiva]

15. This guy:

[Inchworm]

16. dude!...

ok, yes lol

:blush:

[elshiva]

17. Sure. Here you go then.

[texanwitch]

18. Is it just me or the Wilson brothers have big jaws.

Really.

[elshiva]

20. Yes, they are big. Doesn't that mean something?

;)

[texanwitch]

22. I must be tired, it took me two readings to get the meaning.

Well, if the size of the jaws mean anything mother nature was kind to the boys.

[elshiva]

26. Owen's nose looks strange, I hope that does not mean anything.

:hide:

[texanwitch]

29. I have noticed that.

The rest of him is OK.

[Inchworm]

19. he looks too serious

I wouldnt fall for it :P

:loveya:

[elshiva]

21. He has to take off his clothes before he gets comfortable.

[texanwitch]

23. He can keep going.

He much cuter then his brother.

[elshiva]

24. Yes, watched "The Wendel Baker Story" today.

One scence where he looked like he was going to take off his shirt and I said, "Please take it all off." Unfortunately, he didn't. :(

[Inchworm]

25. I dont need a nude guy to build my deck

:rofl:

[elshiva]

27. I need a couple naked men to build it.

[Inchworm]

30. freak #1

:rofl:

[texanwitch]

28. But it helps.

I have a male friend who helped build our deck, all he was wearing was cargo shorts.

We need him to come back and build something else this summer.

[Inchworm]

31. freak #2

:rofl:

[texanwitch]

32. He was wearing his tool belt.

Which caused his cargo shorts to drop a little, we didn't mind.

He is a really good handyman.

He has a great chest also, from doing all his handyman work.

[elshiva]

33. A tool belt has a different meaning in drag king culture.

;)

[Gormy Cuss]

37. IBTL.

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

[PunkinPi]

38. Hi DK!

:hi: Let's start the deprogram sequence...5,...3,...2,.! :)

[Darth_Kitten]

40. This is going to be a tough one.

:)

[kentauros]

39. You'll need deprogrammable supplies

Devil Duckies
Hobo Beans (for placebo-protein replenishment)
The World's Largest (and huggable) Inflatable Heart
Smoking Babies!?!
Nihilist Mints (for true mind-sucking deprogramming)

And plenty of Corn Dog Air Fresheners