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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 12:05 AM
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40 things a drunkard should do before he dies.
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 12:41 AM
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1. I've done a few already...
#'s
3.) Drink a fifth of hard liquor, by yourself, in one day
4.) Dance like a fool in front of a large hooting crowd.
14.) Buy, build or steal a home bar.
15.) Get carried home by your drinking buddies.
16.) Get drunk with your father.
19.) Drunkenly watch the sun come up with your best boozing buddies and a bottle.
21.) Hit a dozen bars in one night.

I'm well on my way to conquering that list :P
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coyotespaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 12:56 AM
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2. Only seven I haven't done, but not for lack of trying...
5) Too many cops hang out at my usual haunt.

6) Haven't been to Tennessee in a while, next time I'm there, I'll have a drink with the man in black.

16) My dad quit drinking over 15 years ago, and he's a better man for it.

23) Damned wallet, always empty when I need it most...

29) Allergic to eggs and pickles.

36) As soon as I find some...

40) If only I weren't an atheist, then I'd be able to pull this one off.
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