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Fri Feb-20-04 04:56 PM
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It's Friday! Somebody make me laugh |
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to get my weekend off to a good start.
It's been a really looooooong week. I still have to work tonight and I have to work both of my jobs tomorrow. Well, enough of the self-indulgent whining.
All I'm asking for is a grin, a giggle, perchance a guffaw. Please? :D
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Fri Feb-20-04 04:57 PM
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1. A lady tried to pants me in a bar last night |
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But I was wearin suspenders!
That's true to...it was funny.
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Fri Feb-20-04 05:19 PM
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Edited on Fri Feb-20-04 05:19 PM by prolesunited
The fact that you were actually wearing suspenders? <rimshot>
On edit: :P
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Fri Feb-20-04 05:23 PM
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13. The fact the one time anyones tried to pants me...I was wearing them |
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Fri Feb-20-04 05:29 PM
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just pulling your pants down? Why not just undo the suspenders and invite her to try again? :shrug:
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Fri Feb-20-04 05:01 PM
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Fri Feb-20-04 05:11 PM
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7. That one must be really good |
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It was blocked by the network content filter. :evilgrin:
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Fri Feb-20-04 05:02 PM
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My humor quotient is tightly rationed, and the next shipment isn't due until next week.
Hopefully someone else can help you out.
Peter
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Fri Feb-20-04 05:22 PM
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Worth a grin. :D
Thanks, Peter! :hi:
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Fri Feb-20-04 05:35 PM
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Have to save up the rest to get me through the weekend.
:hi:
Peter
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Fri Feb-20-04 05:04 PM
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4. Have you seen this yet? |
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Fri Feb-20-04 05:10 PM
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That definitely hit the spot! I loved the choking on a pretzel!
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Fri Feb-20-04 05:04 PM
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5. <tickle tickle tickle> |
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the winds are going to be 25-35 mph tonight and tomorrow!!ha,ha,ha,ha, it`s so much fun living in northern il!!ha,ha,ha, did i cheer you up??? but sunday is supposed to be great!
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Fri Feb-20-04 05:15 PM
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9. Today in Nebraska we have 25-35 mph winds with gust to 45 mph. |
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Needless to say my hair looks nothing like it did when I left for work this morning.
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Fri Feb-20-04 05:23 PM
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I live in the Chicago area, too.
You're NOT very good at this, are you? :-(
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Fri Feb-20-04 05:26 PM
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Fri Feb-20-04 05:27 PM
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are you coming to the Chicago gathering on March 7?
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Fri Feb-20-04 05:59 PM
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18. I was going to direct you to |
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today's "Rhymes with Orange" comic strip; but it seems to be unavailable. :-(
I have a feeling it may not have been PC enough for today's right-wing pigs.
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Fri Feb-20-04 06:19 PM
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19. Try this one instead: |
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Fri Feb-20-04 07:14 PM
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You guys are great. I'm smiling now.
:D <--- See
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Fri Feb-20-04 06:32 PM
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take a walk together, discussing their religions.
The priest says, "I understand that Judaism prohibits eating the meat of a pig. But have you ever faltered?"
The rabbi sighs and nods. "Yes, I must admit that once, curiosity got the better of me and I had a ham sandwich."
"Ah," the priest replies.
They walk a bit further and the rabbi asks, "Let me ask you, I know that Catholicism prohibits priests from carnal knowledge. But have you ever succumbed to temptation?"
The priest nods gravely. "When I was much younger, a novice priest, I was with a woman."
"Ah," the rabbi responds.
They walk a little more and the rabbi says, "Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
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Fri Feb-20-04 09:00 PM
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33. LOL LOL that was good |
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Fri Feb-20-04 07:19 PM
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22. Steve Ballmer for IPOD |
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Fri Feb-20-04 07:21 PM
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Fri Feb-20-04 07:56 PM
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As a Mac enthusiast, I am NOT amused. :argh:
Now, if you want to find me Windows bashing stuff, then we can talk. ;-)
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Fri Feb-20-04 08:05 PM
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28. Welcome to Microsoft, where nothing can possibly go worng |
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Fri Feb-20-04 07:24 PM
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24. How about some cows with guns? |
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Fri Feb-20-04 08:59 PM
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we had a good laugh thanks!
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Fri Feb-20-04 07:57 PM
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27. OK. What do you get wheh you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? |
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A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth! :spank:
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Fri Feb-20-04 08:09 PM
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29. Go to GD-Primary 2004 you'll laugh until it hurts! |
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Fri Feb-20-04 08:44 PM
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31. here you go.................... |
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Fri Feb-20-04 09:03 PM
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34. Why did the punk rocker cross the road? |
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Because he had a chicken stapled to his forehead. bada boom
Thank you, I'll be here all week
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Fri Feb-20-04 09:04 PM
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35. Odd Todd works for me |
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If Elf Up can't make you smile, then you must be an android. http://www.oddtodd.com
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Fri Feb-20-04 10:38 PM
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You all are very entertaining. I appreciated it all. Lots of fun links! :-)
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Fri Feb-20-04 11:14 PM
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37. Here's some good Betty Bowers humor for today. |
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