Jason Bonham as Foreigner's drummer

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[Orsino]

1. Anything to make them suck less can and should be tried.

We should seriously consider replacing all the band members, and having the resulting combo play another group's songs.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

4. The new bass player used to be in Dokken

That CERTAINLY is NOT going to help them suck LESS.

:evilgrin:

:toast:

[Carnea]

2. Is this some wedding band and why should I care? And who the hell is playing

guitar in that picture and why would anyone wear that shirt in public. Honestly if the bride and groom can't afford a decent band they should just hire a DJ.

edited for spelling grammar and an apparent disregard for everything that makes the English language great.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

5. Sort of like the Seinfeld "Puffy Shirt," but less tastefully executed...

:rofl:

:toast:

BTW, that's Mick Jones, primary songwriter, founding member, and ex-Spooky Tooth alumni.

[RoyGBiv]

3. I have a memory ...

I was a teenager, riding my bike down the road, wearing my walkman. All was right with the world.

And then I realized I was listening to a song from Foreigner 4.

And I wrecked my bike.

And the blood stained t-shirt caused my mother to scream when I walked in the house, dazed, not knowing where my bike was or how I got there.

And I still have a scar in the side of my head.

That's how much they suck.

Bonham could only make them better.