Is it wrong to wish that a fellow Duer gets hit by a bus?

[Guava Jelly]

[flvegan]

1. What kind of bus?

Is it me?

[Guava Jelly]

2. A big one

And no.Your ol lady would kill me. :D

[LeftyMom]

9. I am NOT old.

One of us might be getting old, but it's not me. :P

[Guava Jelly]

21. Oh shit

I dun pissed off the militant vegan ex-mod. :yoiks: :rofl: :hi:

[TommyO]

51. This big?

[Kutjara]

3. It's a bit academic, really, since...

...we're all being thrown under the bus by our party every day of the week.

[Guava Jelly]

5. Thats all for profit though

This is about lust. :D

[Kutjara]

11. Ah, I see.

I suppose you could pretend it was necessary for the good of the party. That's the usual method of masking naked self interest. ;)

[Guava Jelly]

15. Bus or doom!!

I can sell this!

[AlCzervik]

4. city transit bus or school bus?

[Guava Jelly]

6. Save the children

Lets go transit :hi:

[AlCzervik]

8. thanks for clarifying and one question--

is it someone i don't like? I think someone in gdp wants me to get by a bus or maybe something bigger especially after my last response to them, i'm awaiting their reply.

[Guava Jelly]

13. You probably like him

;)

[DS1]

7. what the hell have I missed?

[Guava Jelly]

10. Same ol same ol

Me stalking someones girlfriend. :hide: :yoiks:

[mcctatas]

12. There is probably an equation to figure it out....

# of douchebag posts minus rare instances of lucidity, multiplied by total number of posts, divided by 6 (why 6?, why not 6). Any number over 199 is a candidate for bus chucking;)

[Guava Jelly]

14. I am a simple man

Dumb it down fer me. :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

16. Quit voting yes!!!11111111!!!!!!1!!

:mad: :rofl:

[littlebit]

17. For the right amount of money

I will run over them with my truck for you.:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

19. Dude!!!

We should talk! :evilgrin: :rofl:

[JVS]

18. Needs more context

[Guava Jelly]

22. Oh no!!!

When it comes to plotting a Murder..Less is better;)

[Solly Mack]

20. Depends. Is the percentage for gain good?

[Guava Jelly]

23. You have no Idea

;)

[Solly Mack]

24. True...but I do like good odds when setting out on an...ahhh..adventure

and happy endings never hurt anyone ..well, usually

[Dangerously Amused]

25. Might that happen to be a bus, oh, I don't know...

...FULL OF BOOKS!?!

[Guava Jelly]

26. You are one smart cookie!

:yoiks:

[Dangerously Amused]

27. Books are heavy. Hella payload you got goin' there. Nice work!

Heh.

[Guava Jelly]

28. I just hope that it is enough.

:hi:

[RetroLounge]

30. You're gonna need a bigger bookmobile

just saying...

:9

RL

[Guava Jelly]

32. I got a whole fleet buddy!

Watch yer ass!!

[RetroLounge]

33. It's not MY ass I plan on seeing soon...

just saying...

RL

[Guava Jelly]

36. You are a big meanie doo doo head!

I'm saving up the hit money fyi..If I were you I'd get my affairs in order .

[RetroLounge]

37. Ha! You said Affair!

:rofl:

RL

[RetroLounge]

29. I voted Pie!

:woohoo:

:rofl:

RL

[Guava Jelly]

31. Me too.

I am still holding out for the bus thing though. :rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

34. hmmmmm

let's put 2X2 together....

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

and the DUer can't even defend themselves.......


lost

[Guava Jelly]

35. The DUer doesn't need much defending

Maybe I should hit him with a Train instead :shrug:

[RetroLounge]

38. Oooh, a train would be cool!

:hi:

RL

[Guava Jelly]

39. You'd be a puddle of slush beneath the 5th car

Well..If I had my druthers..:sarcasm: :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

47. would that give you

Pie?

:shrug:

[Guava Jelly]

49. Maybe I already have pie

As a dear and sweet friend.
:)

[regnaD kciN]

40. You left off "Robb is a dingbat"...

[Guava Jelly]

42. Robb is driving the bus

Shh..Mums the word. :D

[Forkboy]

41. As long as it's not a mutual friend you can run over whoever the fuck you want.

It's even cooler if you run someone over then crash through a wall of flaming tv's.

Or so I've been told....

[Guava Jelly]

43. For her It would take more than a bus.

And I'd personally kill the bus driver who tried to harm her with a rusty shovel. :D
I have no doubt that I have someone to watch my back on this one ;)

[Forkboy]

44. Pass the shovel....

:D

[Guava Jelly]

45. My pleasure

:) :hi:

[Writer]

46. M'dear, if we need to talk this out, just let me know, k?

;)

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

50. I'd never hit you with a bus my friend.

:loveya: :hi:

[SPKrazy]

48. I talked to someone who got hit by a truck

and now they can't remember day to day things

maybe he'd forget about Pie on a daily basis?

:shrug:

[Guava Jelly]

52. Just an fyi

This thread is 100% a joke.
I don't wish anyone to be killed by a bus(even pie hoarding poets :rofl: ) He knows I am joking.
And it would make my good friend miss_pie very very sad and that would in turn make me sad.
This was just something fun to joke about on a saturday night :)