Drunken Irishman
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Sat Jun-21-08 08:32 PM
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Stick a fork in me, Jerry, I'm done. |
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Edited on Sat Jun-21-08 08:33 PM by Drunken Irishman
Last night I got pretty hammered and woke up today on the floor of my bedroom, I guess trying to climb toward the barf bucket I have over by my closet. After resting there for 10 or so minutes, I decide to kick my hangover I'll go rest outside a bit. So I do just that, except I didn't get a good night's sleep last night (I wonder why, drr, Drunken Irishman, you fool), so I pass out right there. Two hours later, I wake up and I'm burnt to a crisp.
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It was a stupid, stupid, stupid move on my part and now I look like a red hot.
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Sat Jun-21-08 08:38 PM
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1. Hehe, I know the feeling... |
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I drank a ridiculous amt. of wine last night, went to bed at 4am, got up at 9, and then spent my day with family, at a realllly bad dance recital, and then at a joint b-day party for a 4 y.o and 10 y.o.
I'm pretty spent
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Drunken Irishman
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Sat Jun-21-08 08:46 PM
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6. I hate wine hangovers...they're the worst. |
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Sat Jun-21-08 09:08 PM
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12. wine gives me a massive headache the next day, worst of the hangovers, right up there |
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Sat Jun-21-08 08:41 PM
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Bad combination. Ow. If I were you I'd down some aspirin with some nice iced tea and take it very easy.
Just don't do what so many other drunken Irishmen would do at this point. :D
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Sat Jun-21-08 08:42 PM
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3. last nights alcohol seeping out of your pores would make for a bad sunburn |
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i'm guessing you don't tan based on your screen name? My sister got all the irish, one of the whitest people on the planet, almost translucent. I bought her sunblock 85 and a big Katherine Hepburn hat for her visit here.
Anyhow, feel better, try and find some aloe and keep hydrated minus alcohol.
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Drunken Irishman
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Sat Jun-21-08 08:45 PM
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5. Actually, I've got pretty dark hair. |
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So I do tan. My mom, however, has red hair and is white, white, white!
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Sat Jun-21-08 08:48 PM
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7. you're like me then, i got the dark hair as well and i tan except for my rather |
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prominent nose (thanks granpa!) which burns.
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Sat Jun-21-08 08:49 PM
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8. I burn and then tan...my dad just tans. |
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Sat Jun-21-08 08:43 PM
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Sounds like you need a drink.
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Sat Jun-21-08 08:52 PM
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9. passing out during winter |
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Years ago I came home loaded and somehow ended up sleeping on the kitchen floor, after opening all the windows to get some fresh air. Of course there was a blizzard that night and when I woke up there was about an inch of snow on my kitchen floor. A proud moment in my life let me tell ya.
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Sat Jun-21-08 08:56 PM
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10. Friend of mine told a story about a party at his house some years ago |
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when of the guests got drunk and passed out buck nekkid on the front lawn. He was totally unconscious, except for one certain part of him. Ever after that, the guy's nickname was "Sundial."
:rofl:
At least you weren't naked.
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Sat Jun-21-08 09:06 PM
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11. Too many people are too willing to stick forks just anywhere these days. |
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Sat Jun-21-08 10:02 PM
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13. That one is not on the list. |
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Sat Jun-21-08 10:04 PM
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14. oh you poor dear......here use this |
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Sat Jun-21-08 10:22 PM
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15. The fact you have a barf bucket in your bedroom closet is a clue...nt |
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Sun Jun-22-08 02:09 AM
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16. Yes, well, I'm a college student...I get drunk. |
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Sun Jun-22-08 02:19 AM
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17. You need some aloe vera, stat |
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IMHO. This is not medical advice.
Aloe vera will take the sting out of your burn and help your skin heal. You want the real thing, which is available at various places.
As a strawberry blonde half Irish person, I always have aloe vera in our bathroom.
Julie
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