Little Willy Willy won't

[johnnie]

Willy won't Willy won't

Go Home.

[reyd reid reed]

1. But you can't push Willy

where Willy won't go

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Try tellin' everybody, but

oh, no.

[johnnie]

3. Little Willy Willy won't

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. *bam bam bam*

[reyd reid reed]

5. Go home. nt

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. I loved that song

And not just because Lori Gannone liked it when I played it on the piano in the band room. :D

[reyd reid reed]

12. I did...

I still kinda do, but now it's forever linked to Willy Taveras. And, if you think about it, it's kinda ironic that they used that for him last year (at least part of the year, anyway) since they really DID want Willy to go home.

Made NO sense.

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. I'll just nod my head

so it looks like I know what you're talking about.

I've never given more than about four seconds' attention to ballplayer "theme songs," even though I was kind of there when they started, I guess. The Salinas Peppers all had 'em in the early '90s; their first baseman, who I swear was named Elgin Bobo, had some hip-hop song with a chorus that went "Heyyy, hooooo, heyyy, hooooo."

That's all I know — and that in LA, when Chin-lung Hu comes up to hit, they play "Who Are You," which I consider incredibly lame.

[reyd reid reed]

14. Rox center fielder

and last year when we went to Coors, they played that every. single. time. he came to the plate. That one and the Spilborghs one...now they're ruined.

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Well, I *do* know who he is

I may not give a flying Canadian goose fuck about the Republican League or anybody in it, but I do pay attention to the NL West. :P



For example, Matt Holliday — can I just get a gun and shoot him? He could be hitting .034 and he'd still go 11 for 14 with 12 RBI in a series against us.

[FloridaJudy]

6. Little Willy, full of hell

Pushed his sister in the well.
Mother said (while drawing water)
"Gee, it's tough to raise a daughter!"

[johnnie]

8. .

:scared:

I was just singin' Sweet

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Willie, with a thirst for gore

Nailed the baby to the door
Mother said, with humor quaint
"Careful, Will; don't mar the paint"

[newmajority]

16. Is that the death metal version?

Think I'll stick with the original....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3XGjnQgsJA

[TK421]

7. According to some surveys...Little Willy won't do much of anything!

:evilgrin:

[Forkboy]

11. Get some Viagra.

:P

[Skittles]

17. I WILL KICK WILLIE'S ASS

WILLIE WILL THEN GO HOME