I tell you this, with authority, after you turn fifty....

[WCGreen]

Never, ever eat a Sonic foot long Chilie Dog with a large order of Onion Rings and a root beer float after midnight just because you kind of remember they tasted pretty good years ago when you last visited Nashville.

Oh and forget the scattered and smothered hash browns at Waffle House.

After six months of eating nothing but yogurt, oatmeal, fruits and veggies and Salmon and an occassional piece of meat, it doesn't sit well.

It fact, it doesn't sit at all.

[KitchenWitch]

1. After fifty? Try after 35 dude!

:D

[WCGreen]

3. But it looked so good....

And then I tasted it.

And I couldn't stop.

now I can't stop.

[KitchenWitch]

5. been there, done that, got the t-shirt and wore it out.

[1]

2. you just forgot to wash it down with a pint of "jack"...

or just forgot to proceed it with a pint of jack.


ah, remembering why you don't do these things anymore. priceless...

[WCGreen]

4. So True.

[Forkboy]

6. If I can't eat that stuff after fifty I don't want to live that long anyways.

:P

[Radio_Lady]

8. Hey, Forkboy... talk to me when you're 49!

You'll probably change your tune!

:loveya:

[WCGreen]

10. For sure...

[Forkboy]

12. LOL...I'll be eating seaweed and stuff.

Just 10 years to go.... :scared:

[Skittles]

7. scheduling you for an ass-kicking, WCGreen, as soon as you get off the toilet

offense: no fucking common sense

[WCGreen]

9. To top it off, I left the hotel room to go down and get some tums

out of the car and I left my wallet and the key in the room.

I had to talk my way back into the building after waking up the night manager.

[Skittles]

11. WTF!!!

I will schedule a vacation day from work to give me the time needed for your ass-kicking. INDEED.

[Radio_Lady]

13. Fuckin' embarassing, isn't it? Glad you had your clothes on...

I did that once dressed only in a bra and panties... going between rooms at a company meeting in the WINTERTIME.

Wind blew the door shut... my roommate was away somewhere.

BINGO!

Are you on travel tonight?

RL in OR

[WCGreen]

14. I'm safely back in my room...

In
NAshville for the week to check out the South a little bit.

[Radio_Lady]

15. Great fun! I've never been to Nashville, but there's always a first time...

Enjoy!

RL in OR

[sarge43]

16. Here. Have a big ole mug of prune juice and some Metamucil

(These kids nowadays -- mutter, mutter)

[TommyO]

17. Oh thank God, I'm only 43

I had a Waffle House breakfast yesterday and had the scattered and smothered hash browns. NOM, NOM, NOM!