Favorite George Carlin Quotes

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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."


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1. I don’t have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!

I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos.

Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”

Once you leave the womb, conservatives don’t care about you until you reach military age. Then you’re just what they’re looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.