Joss Stone annoys the hell out of me.

[Fran Kubelik]

I used to kind of respect her for being a young woman paying tribute to the classic soul tradition, even bringing Betty "Clean Up Woman" Wright back into the spotlight. But damn...is it just me or does she sing like she's painfully constipated? Every note sounds like it hurts. Or rather, like she wants us to think it hurts. Unlike Otis Redding, who somehow made you feel like he was really feeling the pain...not like he had to poop.

And that's my lame-ass music review for today. Back to your regular programing.

:patriot:

[WorseBeforeBetter]

1. THANK YOU.

I couldn't agree more. I also use the poop analogy on Michael Bolton -- it hurts to listen to him squeeze one off.

[Fran Kubelik]

2. Ha.

:rofl:

[vi5]

3. I don't know when she was more annoying...

when she was doing the whole hippie, shoeless earth mother thing or when she suddenly decided to go the pink haired tight dress skanky thing.

Either way it was more annoying how her record company tried to shover her down the general public's throat by having her perform on every awards show, tribute concert, etc. no matter how innappropriate or irellevant to the occassion. "Hey, here's Joss Stone performing at a Motorhead tribute.......here's Joss Stone performing at the Lynrd Skynrd tribute....here's Joss Stone at the Daytime Emmy's.....Damnit, why don't you people realize she's a star!?!?!?!"

[Fran Kubelik]

4. Yes!!

:rofl:

And truly, she's a delightful person - don't get me wrong. But yeah...you pegged it.