I'm going to shoot my cow-irker

[bertha katzenengel]

I'm a good rubber band shooter.

She just asked me, "when are you supposed to get your car tuned up? I've only had mine for a year."

I said, "I don't know. Read the book that came with the car."

She replied, "I don't read that shit."

:wtf:

This isn't enough to shoot rubber bands - it's everything, it's cumulative. I'm laying in a supply of good tight rubber bands.

[Debau2005]

1. May I borrow some of those rubber bands?

The gum smacker in the cube next to me is really going to town today. She came in at 8:30 this morning smacking like a cow chewing it's cud. And now, an hour later, she has added another piece.

I may just have to quit, so I can pummel her before I go insane, and they fire me for being crazy.........

[bertha katzenengel]

3. Of course, reply #2 was meant in reply to you, Debau

:dunce:

[bertha katzenengel]

2. :hands over rubber bands:

I'd shoot someone over that, absolutely. :grr:

[Debau2005]

4. Thank you for the generous gift

I hate Tuesdays anyway, we have 3 meetings. I think if she shows up in the meeting in 30 minutes, smacking and trying to present her weekly notes, I'll have to get on my witches broom, and I really don't want to do that in a meeting.

We have 2 that smack gum like teenagers. I find it unprofessional, and personally annoying. My grandmother always told us, "women don't chew gum in public, unless she wants to look like a cow chewing it's cud."