An 18-Pack of Wild turkey

[LanternWaste]

One of the young ladies who works in my department called in sick yesterday. When she came in today, she brought me an 18-pack of Wild Turkey in those cute little air-plane sized bottles (Was my b-day yesterday). Although I'm not much of a drinker, I may be peeing off my balcony while singing "Don't Cry For me Argentina" in a very bad falsetto tonight.

You've been warned-- come over if you want, but bring an umbrella...

[MrCoffee]

1. I'll be drinking Christmas dinner from a bottle again this year.

An 18-pack of Wild Turkey? Madness...

[nomorenomore08]

2. One of the best birthday presents I've ever heard of.

That 101-proof Turkey will kick your ass all over the place, and that's why I loves it.

[underpants]

3. John Barleycorn must die

remember that tomorrow morning

[LynneSin]

4. I had a drunken Tequila night where I say "Don't Cry for me Argentina"

off of some building walkup that had a quazi-balcony. I don't think JMM posts here anymore but she was with me. Will Pitt was off somewhere putting DU bumperstickers on Jaguars and Police Cars. Awww and Khephra was with us (but sober)

A night to remember!

[LanternWaste]

5. You're all hooligan, delinquents and reprobates.

You're all hooligan, delinquents and reprobates!!!

(All of a sudden, this thread has become useless without pictures...)

[DS1]

6. find 9 friends and a funnel

do them all at once.

go out fighting!