I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand, walking through the streets of Soho in the rain.

[Ava]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhSc8qVMjKM

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's
Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein
Werewolves of London

If you hear him howling around your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again
Werewolves of London

He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
Better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet his tailor
Werewolves of London

Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen
Doing the
I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen
Doing the
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect
Werewolves of London
Draw blood

[mcctatas]

1. .....

Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best

Excitable boy, they all said

And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest

Excitable boy, they all said



He took in the four a.m. show at the Clark

Excitable boy, they all said

And he bit the usherette's leg in the dark

Excitable boy, they all said

Well, he's just an excitable boy



He took little Suzie to the Junior Prom

Excitable boy, they all said

And he raped her and killed her, then he took her home

Excitable boy, they all said

Well, he's just an excitable boy

After ten long years they let him out of the home

Excitable boy, they all said

And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones

Excitable boy, they all said

Well, he's just an excitable boy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eUsSXXc8wU

[Tikki]

2. Dedicated to 22 year old Efraim E. Diveroli from Florida....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=S5puAN1PGQw

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/27/22yearold-efraim-divero_n_93710.html
Dewd...:wtf: were you thinking

Layers, Guns and Money....Warren Zevon RIP

Well, I went home with the waitress
The way I always do
How was I to know
She was with the Russians, too

I was gambling in Havana
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns and money
Dad, get me out of this

I'm the innocent bystander
Somehow I got stuck
Between the rock and the hard place
And I'm down on my luck
And I'm down on my luck
And I'm down on my luck

Now I'm hiding in Honduras
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
The shit has hit the fan

Send lawyers, guns and money...

Tikki

[DarkTirade]

3. ...

[Kutjara]

4. Warren knew whereof he sang:

Lee Ho Fook's is a great Chinese restaurant, and their chow mein dishes are particularly good. Unfortunately, it's not as screamingly funny as its sister restaurant on the King's Road: Ho Lee Fook (I swear I'm not making this up). It used to do a fantastic all-you-can eat buffet on Saturday and Sunday, which was a godsend for starving college students. Sadly, Ho Lee Fook has since been rechristened with the very boring name of "The Emperor." As a result, those of us with stunted senses of humor have to look elsewhere for our fix of innuendo.