Bwahahahaha! The WORST picture ever taken of me for your evening amusement:

[mainegreen]

I present 'the Twit':



I burst out laughing when I saw it. My wife did too. An instant classic for the family album.

:D

Fortunately, my son did not get the 'photographs like a moron' gene:




:loveya:



:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

1. Well, I see you've got the "White man overbite" thing down pat!

:rofl:

[mainegreen]

6. It's patented!

[DS1]

2. Middle Class Twit of the Year!

[mainegreen]

4. I'm in the running!

Top 3 at least.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. You have the "White man's overbite" which Billy Crystal insists helps us dance.

:)

Photogenic child! Quite a serious little person.

[mainegreen]

5. I assure you, it has done little to help my dancing.

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. Overbite harder! ;)

Kudos to the other DUers for beating me to the quote!

[AlCzervik]

8. that would make an excellent christmas card.

[mainegreen]

12. Perhaps with Christmas ornaments photoshopped onto my teeth?

:D

[AlCzervik]

14. oh yeah! I would love getting a christmas card with a sense of humor for a change.

you should do that, funny christmas cards are appreciated. Family newsletters, not so much but i'm thrilled to hear your Uncle Joe is enjoying his retirement and is golfing more.

[1Hippiechick]

9. Your son is ADORABLE!!! And you are too (from a mom's perspective)

[mainegreen]

13. Well, the one mom that counts thinks I'm cute.

We both agree, though, the kid's cuter.
:D

[bluesbassman]

10. Hey, put some glasses on this guy...

and he's your twin! Even has a matching shirt!



Just kidding of course, and your boys a handsome little fellow!:hi:

[mainegreen]

15. You know, the likeness aint bad.

:rofl:

[AccessGranted]

11. What a lovely little boy and as for you . . .

You're just making a funny expression and having a moment of doofiness. We all have those.

[mainegreen]

16. My 'moments' tend to last.

Too many mentos I think,

[applegrove]

17. The top half of your face looks surprised. I don't know what emotion your bottom half is getting at.

LOL!

[skygazer]

18. Well, if that's your worst, I've got you beat by a mile

I have some incredibly bad pictures of self that I am NOT going to post.

Cute kid, though. :loveya:

[graywarrior]

19. Definetly not the worst

However :rofl:

[mainegreen]

23. It makes me look smart, no?

All smart-like.

:P

[graywarrior]

27. The glasses, yes....

the bite? D'oh!

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Well, since you brought it up...

Nigel Incubator Jones — his best friend is a tree, and in his spare time he's a stockbroker.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

21. Got a bit of a lips-over-teeth thing goin' on, there, eh?

Must be those Western Maine genes making their appearance. :P Incidentally, the scene behind you doesn't look too elitist-Portland-y--where is that? Is it a screen door?

:)

On Edit: The kid is cute as all hell. You're not bad yourself, for someone who photographs like a moron. :P

[mainegreen]

22. Smiling Hill farm.

Returning milk bottles for ice cream.

Great place. They've got a wooden playground full of mock-up trains, cars, planes etc.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

24. Smiling Hill! Of course!

Haven't been there in ages, but I'm very familiar with it, or at least how it used to be.

Can you really return their quart glass milk bottles for ice cream? My grandmother gets those exclusively...my parents and I are consumerist fascist pigs who buy Hannaford and Oakhurst milk. :D

[mainegreen]

28. Those glass bottles are worth about 2 bucks deposit.

We use about 2ish a week, so after a month we've got 16-20 dollars deposit.
Ice cream all around!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

34. Ah, I see.

Very nice! :)

[Gormy Cuss]

26. Ayuh. I've seen that cunnin' look on the relatives up in Oxford County.

Must be sumthin' in the water.
:P


As for you, there are screen doors in that elitist area of Ptld where he lives. That's called West End Air Conditioning.

[fight4my3sons]

25. Your son is gorgeous!

We love that farm. The little boys love that play ground and feeding the ducks. :)

[mainegreen]

30. We go there year round.

In the summer for ice cream and animals, in the winter for x-country skiing and snow shoeing!

[fight4my3sons]

31. It's a little far for us.

If we're in the area we like to stop by. We're moving to Camden in August, so I guess it will be less often. I did not know you could x-country ski and snow shoe there!

[Iggo]

29. Two words:

Er, Der.

(Nice lookin' kid.)

[Faygo Kid]

32. It's OK. You made a nice living playing Harold on "The Red Green Show."

Still got "the look."

[mainegreen]

33. ....

:rofl:

[ElsewheresDaughter]

35. you remind me of jim carry