To all advocating a 3rd Party run for the Mercer/Chuggo ticket

[sniffa]

I hate to burst your bubble, but Chuggo cannot run as the VP candidate as he was born in Canada. However, he can still be Secretary of State or head of FEMA.

[MilesColtrane]

1. I'm pretty sure there's a clause in a later amendment that states...

"a motherfucking skull on a motherfucking stick shall, being in the possession of a person previously ineligible as stated in Amendment XII, supercede and nullify any requirements heretofore."

[DS1]

2. Hear, hear!

Call to order!

[MilesColtrane]

3. Besides...

...you know you want to see VP Chuggo slam his skullstick on the floor and bring the Senate to order by shouting, "C'mon Fucking Guys!".

[sniffa]

5. I just want to see him beat Sumner with it

Sumner is shit. That's how I feel.

[Elidor]

4. Chuggo needs to run for mayor of Gotham

He'd fit right the fuck in.

I was gonna post some Chuggo live, but I decided to spare you.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

6. I'm actually thinking more along the lines of Attorney General or perhaps Supreme Court Justice

After all, Chuggo is already on his way to court in a suit and a tie. Isn't that half the qualifications right there?

[JVS]

7. Those fucking village morans better get a brain.

[DS1]

8. I want full disclosure of donations from the condiment lobbyists

Starting with Mayo