Man, Keggers hosted by devout Muslims suck

[HEyHEY]

I was out with my roomie and we ended at her friends place. A bunch of Saudis whooping it up and drinking, it was fun. One of them was like, "Let's go to a party!" I'm thinking, "Sounds fun, these guys are okay."
So, we head out and stop at the liqour store. We arrive at the second place and it's more Middle Eastern Dudes. I introduce myself and mention I have some wine if he wants some. He says, "Oh, sorry there's no drinking here." I was waiting for the punchling then I said to myself, "Jesus Christ, I think he's serious."
So, I told him that was no problem (which it isn't, I can't judge a man on something like that). So, I must say..... that was a LAME get together.

[newmajority]

1. Now you know why the Saudi's did all their drinking at the first party

Sucks that they didn't tell you when you stopped at the store to buy alcohol. :beer:

[JVS]

2. So did you step outside for a moment to "drain" the bottle of wine?

Don't think that Saudi's don't know how to party. They just use different substances.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khat#Cultivation_and_uses

[HEyHEY]

3. No, left just after it wouldn't be considered rude to do so

[bif]

4. Why were you waiting for a punchling?

Is that spiked punch or something?

[DarkTirade]

5. You think THAT'S bad?

Try a devout Mormon party.

Don't get me wrong, I like Scrabble and Monopoly just fine... but there's only so much of each that I can take.

[DS1]

7. You think THAT'S bad?

What about that time we had a sexy "key party" with Jackson family, and Michael kept leaving bits of face in the public coke trays

[KamaAina]

12. Don't forget the virgin Jell-O shots

:puke:

[DS1]

6. Saudis? You mean they didn't smoke gold leaf in a hooka ?

[EstimatedProphet]

8. Remember, these are the people that invented hashish.

[MrCoffee]

9. Yeah, it's so hard to have a good time unless you're sloppy drunk.

:eyes:

[HEyHEY]

10. It is, I hate most of humanity

[Fran Kubelik]

11. Geez, your eyes must be getting tired.

;)

[AngryAmish]

13. It is.

[GOPisEvil]

14. You exclaimed to yourself, "Jesus Christ..." at a Muslim party?

Awesome.

[no name no slogan]

15. Well, at least you didn't bring ham sandwiches to a Bar Mitsvah

You shoulda seen the dirty looks I got