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My birthday is tomorrow, but my wonderful, beautiful family gave me their presents today. I got two beautifully-decorated, homemade books of "coupons"--one from ThinkBlue1966, and one from OktoberKid. I'm going to post the text of them here, because they're so freaking awesome, and because other DU'ers might want to consider something like this as a gift for someone *they* love. The first set is from ThinkBlue1966.
~ * ~ Brandy's Birthday Coupons ~ * ~
Party Like It's 1999!: Let's go back to the beginning. This coupon entitles the redeemer to a 24-hour time warp, where we can revisit the beginning of our relationship. Dancing in the supermarket, shy kisses, and falling in love all over again under a blue twilight sky included. Redeemable as often as you wish, because I love you more every day.
Spic n' Span!: This coupon is redeemable for one day of INTENSE housecleaning at your direction (in addition to the regular pick-up/maintenance cleaning) even if I had other plans. As a bonus, no grumbling, no griping, and no annoying thrash metal will be employed during its completion. Redeemable once per month.
Lunch Date! This coupon entitles the redeemer to a lovely lunch date of her choice, complete with romantic atmosphere, be it a private picnic or a local cafe. Redeemable once per month, even if we have to cut class.
Cuddle Break!: This coupon grants the redeemer a 30-60 minute cuddle break, no matter what else is going on. No limit, no expiration.
De-Stress!: This coupon is good for a thorough and delightful massage of whatever needs (or wants!) rubbing. No limit, no expiration.
Dinner and a Movie!: This coupon entitles the redeemer to dinner out at her choice of locales, from a picnic in the park to the Ritz. Movie can be in the theater (your choice!) or at home on DVD. Redeemable at least once a month, as funds allow.
Relax!: Redeem this coupon for a delicious bubble bath, complete with candle-light, soft music, and a ready assistant to scrub your back. Redeemable any time - no limit.
Game Stop!: This coupon good for a game night! Redeemer's choice of games, how many times we play, and any other "house rules." Redeemable any time, no limit.
A Night Out With "The Gang"!: The redeemer is welcome to spend the evening out on the town, in the company of her choice, while I look after the ol' homestead and the little guy. Includes spending money and no curfew. Redeemable twice per month, as funds and school schedules allow.
Snuggle Away A Rainy Day!: This coupon entitles the bearer to be cuddled and snuggled to her heart's content on any rainy day. Let it pour outside, you'll be snuggly warm inside. Redeemable on any remotely rainy or cloudy day.
Second Valentine's Day!: Pick a day, any day, and we will celebrate a second Valentine's Day together. Chocolates, flowers, the works!
Make A Wish!: Coupon entitles the redeemer to three wishes of her choice, to be granted by me. Wishes need not be made all at the same time. Wishes must be legal, reasonably affordable, and physically possible for me to perform, but otherwise--your wish is my command.
Yes, Mistress!: You have a slave for a day! This includes dressing in any style that pleases you, Mistress. (Four copies included. :blush: )
Fantasize!: This coupon entitles the redeemer to explore any erotic fantasy that she desires, and I will do everything in my power to fulfill it. (Four copies included. :blush: )
You Win!: Redeem this coupon for one argument/disagreement won and ended immediately, no grumbling, no protestations, and complete with apology. I will also say, "You were right all along." (Four copies included, WOOHOO! lol)
Redeemer's Choice!: Redeemer may repeat any previously-used coupon, OR create the terms of one herself, and redeem it. The choice is yours! (Four copies included, oh yes. *rubs hands together gleefully*)
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The following coupons are from OktoberKid (who just turned eight.) He made them on the computer by himself, printed them out, and cut them out all on his own, of which I am very proud.
~ * ~ Mommy's Birthday Coupons ~ * ~
I will cleen my room and not grump.
I will pick up my toys from the yard, and will not fuss.
I will make you toast.
I will pick up the lving room and not wine.
I will do as Mommy says.
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I swear, I have the best family EVER. Are those not the BEST presents ever? :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
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