Ice-T should've called Soulja Boy "Indiana Jones without Indiana Jones"

[Bucky]

Ice-T is truly the elder statesman of hip hop. He brings dignity, poise and a sense of history to rap music.

“Fuck Soulja Boy! Eat a dick! This nigga single handedly killed Hip Hop.”

You are a voice in the wilderness, sir! Ice-T is like the George Washington of hip hop.

“That shit is such garbage man. We came all the way from Rakim, we came all the way from Das EFX, we came all the way from motherfuckers flowing like Big Daddy Kane and Ice Cube, and you come with that Superman shit? That shit is garbage."

Did I say George Washington? No, he's more like the Cicero, the Tom Paine, and the Confucius of hip hop, all rolled up into one.

“Hurricane, take them fucking beads out of your hair, nigga! Man up. You niggas is making me feel real fucking mad about this shit.”

Word up, my brother. Word up, indeed.

[jobycom]

1. Yeah, he's gone from "Cop Killah" to playing a cop on tv.

Makes him the guardian of all things cultural, eh?

[AlCzervik]

2. he cut his ponytail off.

[DS1]

3. Great style with the icon captions

And yeah, if there had been a DJ OOOOOOOHHH at my brother's wedding OOOOOOOHH, I would have slipped him a 20 OOOOOOOOOH to NOT play this shit OOOOOOOHHHHH

[Bucky]

4. Seriously, do you think changing his stage name to "Grumpy Ol' Coot" would hurt his street cred?

I mean, more than his career has?

[IndianaJones]

5. it kinda dilutes the effect when he apologized to Soulja...but he's still caked out. nt.