Yeah he said he was going to stick it up my ***. I said "I dare you."

[texas1928]

I hope the safety is on.

if not he will never be the same man again.

[Orsino]

1. Well, he'll always whistle on his way to work. n/t

[texas1928]

5. He gets fired up a lot...

:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

8. Apparently he is getting his daily briefing.

Or is it a de-briefing?

:hide:

[mainegreen]

2. That's an example of poor gun safety. n/t

[hobbit709]

4. More like extreme idiot UNsafety.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. what a half-assed (potentially) thing

to do

[texas1928]

6. Yep, he will be shooting it off very soon.

[Lil Missy]

7. I am at a loss for words.

:eyes:

[texas1928]

12. NUH UH

Your post # 11 says different.

[bluesbassman]

9. Nay Nay!

Apparently this is the new NRA hemorrhoid remover!

[texas1928]

13. extreme colonic.

[elshiva]

10. Guns make great chairs.

[texas1928]

14. yeah but don't lean back, you will lose your ass.

[Lil Missy]

11. If assholes had guns too, this wouldn't be a problem.

Wait ... what?? :freak:

[texas1928]

15. assholes with guns. I got a few guns but I don't stick them up my ass.

[Chan790]

16. Idiot!

That right there is poor gun safety. Never point your gun at anything you're unprepared to shoot...I doubt he has any intent to blow his organs out through his chest cavity, but that is what he just might do.

Not that I'd advocate this either, but if you had already decided to do something as stupid as sit on your shotgun...point it downward...that way when it discharges you don't shoot yourself in the anus, genitals and abdomen. You just destroy the gun...which you've proven you're too dumb to be in possession of anyway.

[texas1928]

17. He is trying to blow his brains out.

[LNM]

18. Is that what butts are for?

Gun rests?

Edit: Misplaced apostrophy.

[texas1928]

19. but depending on which butt slips...

One could be ass shattering.

[Lex]

20. Always treat the gun as if it's loaded.

Okay . . .

[newmajority]

21. I know some right wingers really love their guns

But I never realized that love was also in the physical sense. :scared:

[leftofthedial]

22. The TRUTH about gun nuts