UTUSN
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Wed Jun-25-08 09:12 PM
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Is it possible to be *turned* into a vegan?!1 |
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I don't need to tell you *everything* but I need to lose some weight *and* to (I ferget) ...
However, all last week I ate SALAD
AND it has had some kind of EFFECT!1
AND yesterday when I actually ate a (small) chicken fried steak and a baked potato
IT WAS TOO MUCH!1
The good news was that today I ate only salad AND took a big crap and feel GREAT!1 Is this normal?!1
Actually, I'm womdering whether (notice my grammar) I don't need MEAT -- *and* actually I'm very VERY fond of mammals and don't like to eat animals, and could possibly just EAT PLANTS!1
So, am I a VEGAN?!1 (or turning into one?)
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Wed Jun-25-08 09:13 PM
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IT'S CONTAGIOUS!!111 TEH VEGANS ARE OUT TO CONTINMINIATE US ALL!!111
:rofl:
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UTUSN
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Wed Jun-25-08 09:14 PM
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Wed Jun-25-08 09:15 PM
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3. Maybe we need to know more your bowel movement |
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You mentioned it only in passing.
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UTUSN
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Wed Jun-25-08 09:23 PM
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8. I'm laughing with your post even before proceeding on the thread!1 n/t |
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Wed Jun-25-08 09:17 PM
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4. I'd say that it is normal to feel better when you've cut animal products out of your diet. |
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But unlike with sexuality - you must *CHOOSE* to be vegan. You can't catch it - it's not teh gay! ;)
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Wed Jun-25-08 09:17 PM
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5. By any chance have you been supplementing this new diet with more alcohol? |
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Wed Jun-25-08 09:18 PM
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UTUSN
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Wed Jun-25-08 09:26 PM
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10. May you two be forever happily ever after!1 n/t |
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Wed Jun-25-08 09:22 PM
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I know somewhere deep in the mad scientist lair where we dream this stuff up, somebody's working on a vegan conversion virus, but last I heard it wasn't quite ready, and they'd pulled a lot of researchers to work on the final phases of Project Stretchy Soy Cheese.
Maybe you just like salads? And posting about pooping?
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Wed Jun-25-08 09:26 PM
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9. If lesbians give out toasters as recruitment gifts, what do the vegans give? |
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Membership at the local food co-op?
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UTUSN
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Wed Jun-25-08 09:30 PM
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11. So, no meat is involved?!1 |
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Wed Jun-25-08 09:39 PM
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15. Was Queen Elizabeth amused? |
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Soldiers should not go commando in kilts.
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UTUSN
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Wed Jun-25-08 09:31 PM
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12. Actually, I meant THIS one -------- NO, that's not it!1 |
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Wed Jun-25-08 09:32 PM
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I know that would be a godsend...at least for me.
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Wed Jun-25-08 09:38 PM
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14. O.K., my lovable DUes,I'm retiring (to SLEEP,perchance to DREAM ------- of YOU you bastids!!!!!1 ) |
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Edited on Wed Jun-25-08 09:39 PM by UTUSN
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