I post in your lounge

[Chuggo]

That's how I'm net.
5 bucks on bunco,
That's what I bet.
I stole your damn lol cat,
Now it's my pet.
I've come to get a bounty,
just like Boba Fett.

Ahhhh, C'mon fucking guy.

I've been drinking since thurday,
That's why I'm a drunk.
You started a pic thread,
That's why you're a punk.
Went to the zoo,
saw an elephant's trunk.
I see you looking at me,
Cause I'm a total hunk.

Ahhhh, C'mon fucking guy.

[Lyric]

1. FIRST POST!

*claims it*

[bicentennial_baby]

2. Genius, Chuggo

:toast:

I like mayonnaise too :)

[mainegreen]

3. Chuggo!

[Redstone]

4. Who are you, and why? And may I mention that your "poetry" is fucking lame?

Redstone

[Chan790]

6. But he's Chuggo!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPeHk4WMWpY
That link will explain everything...Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! C'mon fuckin' guy!

(I'll save you a click worse than rick-roll. Chuggo is a terrible Canadian rapper. His one song takes the form of a list of reasons he's Chuggo. His lyrics take the form of the OP. Every so many lines we have the line "Ahhhh! C'mon fuckin' guy!"...often mocked as "Aaaaaaah! C'mon fuck a guy.")

[Redstone]

8. Oh. Thank you for explaining that it's just another Lounge brain-burn.

Your explanation has told me that all I need to do is to ignore this outbreak of idiocy, and it'll go away.

And, may I mention, that thinking this asshole is "cool" is just about as fucking juvenile as it gets?

And illierate, much? "Chuggo Would" instead of "Chuggo WORLD?"

Thanks again for the heads-up.

Redstone

[Fran Kubelik]

46. Ahhhh, C'mon fucking guy.

It's just a bit of fun.

[JVS]

47. yeah

[La Lioness Priyanka]

54. really.. i think its funny. its good to laugh at yourself sometimes

[TK421]

5. Boo!!!! You suck!!!! get off the fucking stage!!!! I'm throwing beer bottles at you

that are breaking through chicken-wire...

I'm also spitting my Skoal remains at you as far as they can go!!!!!!@!@@!

[LostinVA]

7. Okay, who's sock puppet is this?

[Redstone]

9. Whoever it is, I wish they'd just stop. They're NOT amusing; they're just annoying.

Redstone

[LostinVA]

43. I'm sort of neutral on it

It's annoying, but the sort of annoying that's easy to ignore.

[JVS]

37. Hmmmmm, who talks about Chuggo constantly?

If Liam from oasis were to appear, we'd know who it was, I think this is not much harder to figure out.

[ghostsofgiants]

10. Yesssssss!

[sniffa]

11. You're playing with fire

That's why you're hot

:rofl:

[flvegan]

13. He sounds like he's high

And I'm guessing it's pot.

[JackBeck]

15. What cracks me up

Is the "expert" on sock puppets, trolls and zombies has shown up in this thread to register a complaint.

If they had more to contribute to DU I wouldn't mind. But, come on. It's, like, their only motivation to post.

[jonnyblitz]

16. actually two sock puppet "experts" have posted on this thread. nt

[IndianaJones]

18. I have all posters on ignore. nt.

[Name removed]

21. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[LostinVA]

42. Who are you and "Ignored" talking about?

[Phillycat]

55. Ha! I have that same "ignored" on ignore.

[JackBeck]

103. This is an adorable development.

While you two share, you may want to eventually include me, if you want some facts based in reality injected into the conversation.

[RainDog]

12. dust range, is that you?

just a guess.

[Dr. Strange]

50. No.

I'm content to just do the occasional photoshop.

[TK421]

14. Maybe you understand this...."You suck ass, eh?"

[Starbucks Anarchist]

17. ...

[JVS]

38. LOL

[Fran Kubelik]

59. ...

:patriot:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

19. DS1

is that you?

your alter ego, anyway :D

[JeffR]

20. Unfrickinbelievable!

DUzy. And this will be the only Chuggo-related DUzy ever.

Amazing.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

22. the whole thread?

:shrug:

[JeffR]

27. Naw

Ya gotta say something funny.

And the possibilities are just huge in this thread, methinks.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

31. damn!! methinks --

I missed my chance :cry:

[JeffR]

32. Buck up and get back in there, kid!

:woohoo:

[flvegan]

24. The ONLY one? Ahh, c'mon fucking guy!

[JeffR]

28. As I have the rare misfortune to live in the same city as the real Chuggo,

if such a thing as a real Chuggo exists, I'm gonna seek him out and kick his droopy ass. I try to behave, as a cracker living in the Great White North, but this little jerk is the last straw.

(Actually, I feared that Chuggo would become the next Lee Mercer Jr., and I'd be stuck sifting through 50 Chuggo threads a week. This one is da bomb.)

[Danger Mouse]

33. but i've just now discovered this wonderful phenomenon and would like to wet my beak.

[JeffR]

34. That might do it, but it's been a long day & now I'm buzzed

so maybe not.

Get that beak wetter.

The sky has to be the limit with this thread. It's nirvana, somehow.

Can DU attain nirvana? That is the question. What a wondrous Universal Mind that would make Chuggo its vassal to help us transcend this material realm.

[Danger Mouse]

35. have a few more. it might help.

:hide:

[JeffR]

36. That's a given, since I have tomorrow off.

:crazy:

[harmonicon]

23. good times

[Fox Mulder]

25. This is fucking hilarious!

AAAAHHHH, c'mon fucking guy!

[puerco-bellies]

26. Best Sock-puppet Ehvar!!!!

I'm totally bummed I did not think of this
:cry:

[bluesbassman]

29. You post in my Lounge?

I spit in your cribb! :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

30. chuggo...you're my hero. that was the best rap song ever.

[rug]

39. Where do you get your material?

[darkstar]

40. hehehe

[Tyler Durden]

41. Me and MilesColtrane want you for VP!!!

As Miles would say


Because our country DESERVES crazy/bad!

[Phillycat]

44. You are a moron.

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

45. Yet, somehow kind of funny (but still somewhat annoying)

I think it'd be more annoying, but he mentioned bunco, and that made me laugh.

[Phillycat]

48. Oh no, I think it's hilarious.

Mainly because I'm about 99.9% sure who this is, and that makes it even funnier for me. :D

You'd better get used to this thread, because I think it's going to end up having kudzu-like tenacity.

[arcadian]

49. Chuggo and Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle

Chuggo's nature can not truly be known as when you examine Chuggo, look at Chuggo, you change Chuggo's attitude, position and momentum. So you can know Chuggos momentum but not his position or conversely, know his position and not his momentum. But clearly you can never know both. Dats he roll. He be misfoldin' an shit all ovah dat shit.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chuggo

2. Chuggo 13 up, 7 down

Chuggo is another word for prions, an infectious protein particle previously thought to be a virus protein that not only folds into an unusual shape itself, but also seems to have the ability to cause other proteins to change their shape as well. However, its meaning is changed when chiuggo is said, as this notifies the people of the almight PP4L to their whereabouts so that they may attack them.

Also known as f1res, vap0rs, and many other names. The numbers are included in these names to allow foir bypassing of wordfilters in the Oper Abused efnet irc servers.
<Guy1> Holy hell, i heard you got chuggo the other day
<Guy2> yeh, my proteins are misfolding all over the place.
<Guy1> wow, you got fires then i take it?
Guy1 has quit IRC (Killed (Efnet Oper Abuse (K?))
<Guy2> i hate my prions :(

[DS1]

51. It's NOT me

That's all I have to say about that.

/Lakeshore Stranglas 4 Life!

[Phillycat]

52. Shut the fuck up. Are you lying?

[DS1]

53. Dead serious

I was out during all of this, I have alibis!

[Phillycat]

56. Maybe it's your special lady friend, trying to impress you.

She knows a Chuggo thread would be like a pocketful of Viagra for you.

[SOteric]

57. Nope. No luck there.

I do solemnly vow, it ain't I.

[Phillycat]

58. Hmmm. All right then, I'll guess Rabrrrrr.

:shrug:

[DS1]

60. I was going with madinmaryland

or sasquatch


I couldn't give a shiat about bunko, and wouldn't use it in a rap.

[Phillycat]

61. Madinmaryland is a good guess.

Yeah, that threw me. I didn't remember you being too involved in the bunko/boxed wine/homeless/minivan discussions.

[BeachBaby]

62. For some reason, I thought it was.....

jasonc.

I didn't read this whole thread, but I could see him screwing around with us. :)

:hi:

[Fran Kubelik]

63. I don't think it's him.

Doesn't match what I have seen of his sense of humor.

[DS1]

65. *smirk*

[AlCzervik]

70. i think you are correct.

[Phillycat]

68. No way.

He couldn't write this. I guarantee that.

[Rabrrrrrr]

71. It's not me.

Mine would be either intentionally worse, or better.

But that's just mediocre.

[Phillycat]

76. I don't know, I do have a soft spot for Bobafett name drops.

:D

[RadiationTherapy]

74. A connoisseur knows it is not you.

You are the Olive Garden to this "Chuggo's" McDonald's.

No contest.

[MilesColtrane]

64. Today, the Lounge.

Tomorrow, General Discussion.


eeeeeeexcellllleeeeeeennnnnnnt....

Name recognition is increasing, peeling off votes. In recent polls against a McCain/Undecided ticket, Mercer/Chuggo was up 6 points and rising among registered GOP voters.

The Mercer/Chuggo ticket is especially popular among young, first time voters identifying themselves as Republicans. In polls their most common reason for voting for the ticket was, "makes me feel sane/skilled in comparison".

Interestingly enough, those voters who call themselves independents are more likely to vote for Obama than McCain with Mercer/Chuggo in the race.

[Tyler Durden]

69. MERCER/CHUGGO 2008!!!!

Miles, we must get our butts in GEAR! I understood Mercer/Chuggo was up more than 10% in the Paranoid/OCD demographic (those persons worrying those others out to get them are not keeping their living spaces clean enough).

Remember: Our Country DESERVES Crazy/Bad!

[SPKrazy]

66. Come on fuckin guy

My tolerance has ended my sensibilities offended I bet I know who you are and you aint no fucking hip hop star but you gave this punk a chuckle and I loosened my belt buckle Now come on fuckin guy lets see u fuckin cry! :rofl:

[BeachBaby]

67. LOL!

Nice work, my friend. :hug: :hi:

>check your inbox<

[SPKrazy]

88. he he

it's a DUzy :P


:rofl:

:hug:

:hi:

[MilesColtrane]

72. Chuggo's been on the campaign trail...

His platform is Criminal Law, That's why he's raw
From his Method of Education, He can see it fucking all
A new Discipline from the Army, A political hell-cat
You wanna go against Mercer? Yo Fuck That

When Mercer steps in the place throw your hands in the sky

Aaaaaaa C'mon Fucking Guy

McCain can't beat him and it makes him fucking cry

Aaaaaa C'mon Fucking Guy

He's on the way to office in a suit and a tie

Aaaaaa C'mon Fucking Guy

The troops in Iraq? He'll have 'em out by next July

Aaaaaa C'mon Fucking Guy


Raised in Overton, That's why he's street
Representin' ARP Industrial, Other schools be weak
Mercer could a been, An NFL pro
Blew out his knee, So to the Navy he'd go

Went to Dental Trade School, Down in the Dirty South
He can bust your teeth out, Then put 'em back in your mouth
Times got tough, So Lee applied for the TANG
That's how he got the, Military Intelligence thang



Lee promises to regulate the Eye-Spy

Aaaaaaa C'mon Fucking Guy

He's promised American Citizens will get paid before he dies

Aaaaaaa C'mon Fucking Guy

"I'll solve every crime" is Mercer's war-cry

Aaaaaaa C'mon Fucking Guy

Business and Commerce is what he'll apply

Aaaaaaa C'mon Fucking Guy


Lee's got Doctor's degrees, That's why he's smart
But he can fuck you up, So you better not start
He doesn't trust nobody, That's why he don't blink
Says the Bushs are gangsters, Whadda you think?

He's got the ROTC, Compulsory Action
You'd better shut up, He'll put your ass in traction
If it's Eye-Spy All Three, That you hate
Vote Mercer/Chuggo, Before it's too late

C'MON FUCKING GUY!

[mainegreen]

73. That, sir, is an epic win.

:rofl:

[Phillycat]

77. "He can bust your teeth out Then put 'em back in your mouth"

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

75. No fucking way!

:rofl:

[puerco-bellies]

78. I'll bet you a 40oz'r Chuggo is really Billyskank

We must uncover Chuggo's true identity, who is the greatest sock-puppet in DU history?

[Sheets of Easter]

79. This in joke is lame and now I know why..

AH! Come on fuck a guy!

[DS1]

80. I'm hung just like Norbit, when my dick's out of orbit

Have a license with NASA
to get me some assa


AHHH! Com'n fucking guy!

[sniffa]

81. Big Chuggz kick

:kick:

[Midlodemocrat]

82. I have two guesses.

My first one was SO, but that's been disproven.

So, I'm going with CallMeWesley, or Skinner.

:thumbsup:

[DS1]

83. or EarlG with the 'shopped skull on a stick

[Tyler Durden]

84. A kick for MERCER/CHUGGO 2008!!!

Because our country DESERVES crazy/bad.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

85. The DU Lounge has been graced by a true celebrity!

This doesn't happen every day, folks. Celebrate. Celebrate with shots of whiskey and bottles of Molson Dry!

[PVnRT]

86. This thread must not die

[asthmaticeog]

87. Agreed. nt

[mainegreen]

89. Eventually, all threads must die!

;)

The question is just when.

[Danger Mouse]

92. For Chuggo's sake.

*pours some out*

[Pierre.Suave]

90. What does Chuggo say to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI1BzeKZHcM&feature=related

[Robeson]

91. Chuggo has departed. Chuggo no longer has a voice.

[no name no slogan]

100. Ah fuck. Chuggo has taken a dirt nap.

:(

[amitten]

93. Chuggo. Come love me. n/t

[papapi]

94. I will not be seduced into believing that . . .

Chuggo has enough brains to withdraw.

[Danger Mouse]

96. Hey, he can't say no to pussy, that's how he's weak

[papapi]

97. Arrrrgh? But I'm A guy.

[Danger Mouse]

98. Arrrrgh, come on fuck a guy!

I think that says it all.

[papapi]

99. AAAAAAhhhhhhhh ........ Chuggo conqueers all. . . . . ? . . . .! . . . .

Ugggghhhhh......
Get Off My Back

[cabbage08]

95. ....

:kick:
:hide:

[KitchenWitch]

101. C'mon fuckin guy

[papapi]

102. Chuggo

Cause I'm a total hunk
I see you looking at me,
and my elephant's trunk.
Went to the zoo,
That's why you're a punk.
You started a pic thread,
That's why I'm a drunk.
I've been drinking since thurday,

Ahhhh, C'mon fuckin' guy.

just like Boba Fett
I've come to get a bounty,
Now it's my pet.
I stole your damn lol cat,
That's what I bet.
5 bucks on bunco,
That's how I'm net.
I post in your lounge,

Ahhhh, C'mon fuckin' guy.